You know that it is forbidden to eat while working..
Don't worry...
..I am not working.
Hehe, I'm going to subscribe my friend to aaaall the gay porn sites!
"This e-mail address is already in use"
What floor, mam?
The second one please. I am donating blood there and getting 20€ for it!
Oh, I am donating sperm in the 4th and getting 100€ for it!
One week later..
Hey, it's you again! Second floor right?
(The following is a gay joke pun and can't be translated.. butt f*ck it!)
Next week is my birthday and I want something that goes from 1 to 200 in less than 5 seconds!
Challenge accepted!
One week later..
Here, I bought you a scale!
According to a new study in every group of 4 there is one gay person!
I hope it is philip.. he's the cutest!
(Find the hidden penis in the cartoon to become the "Dick of the week" + comment where!)
I have to buy a mouse...
Tommy: Hmm.. you should know how it sounds when you speak with cum in your mouth..
Tommy: (after we didn't manage to sound good).. "Maybe I should just jizz in your mouth.."
Joh: But that won't help me to sound more female...UNFORTUNATELY!..
Joh: I tried it so often!
Joh: Everybody is telling me it would help but it doesn't! ..
Tommy: Haha, don't believe everything the priest tells you!
Tommy: Who do you want to speak?
Joh: There's only one speaking...
"Hmm, I hope it's philip.. he's the cutest" .. well I have a girlfriend.. so who is it?
