Diary of a Dirty Tongue - Little League Football


Uploaded by curebadbreath on 12.10.2010

Transcript:
Na na na na, na na na na,
Hey, hey hey, goodbye!
Hey everybody, it's me morgan the orabrush tongue. I want to talk a little bit
about the commercial that just came out the new
Orabrush Ad. Apparently there is some big controversy about how I behaved
myself during the commercial. If you missed it, you can click here to see
the ad.
and get up to speed
and well, ya know.
You should be on my side.
"Oh Morgan,
you're so rough on the kids." It's football okay? Its not
prancing around, like a fairy in tights.
First of all! There were minimal fractures.
None of which were compound. And there were only a couple of 3 concussions.
"Johnny?!" Oh, is he? Is he?
OUTCOLD!!!
If you don't like the heat, stay out of the kitchen! Oh, ya better bring in the paramedics..Ha A real man walks off the field on his own power. Is he gonna be ok though?
Because he wasn't a very good football player.
So, a lot of those kids walked of
walked off the field relatively unscathed.(Breaking window sound)
Second, the director told me to show passion. "Am I ALONE OUT HERE?!"
Cut! Cut! Cut!
Morgan! What are you doing?
This isn't what we rehearsed.
Well I thought I'd bring in everything... very....
NO, No, no no no no! I'm a tongue ok?! Its not like I have
a range of huge complicated emotion. (screams of agony!!!!)
You need to bring it down. "Hey Morgan, I need for you to act like this is real!"
Thats what I did.
Third,
Football isn't really my think. Ya know?
Im more of a croquette guy.
So I can't be held responsible for what went down out there.
My game is more artistic. Free.
Creative.
It isn't defined and confined
to a whole stiff set of rules
I am a complicated mixture.
A cocktail of greatness if you will.
Put that in your little league pipe and smoke it!
One part Drew Brees, one part Adrian Peterson
Two parts Shaquille O'Neal, and 9 parts Chuck Norris.
Its delicious.
I think it was character building for the kids.
At the end of the day
They are going to be better
fathers, husbands,
citizens KILL THE TONGUE!
Real men that give back
back to the community.
(football players singing) Na na nah nah. Hey, hey, hey. Goodbye!
prescribed to my channel! "I don't even have a Youtube account..."