WTF - Mouth Stretchers


Uploaded by simonandmartina on 04.05.2011

Transcript:
So what you're saying is, you want me to stretch out my mouth?
[music]
Ok so today we're doing the A OH
A OH
OH OH, OH OH…ohhh, I digress
Do you ever.
Anyways, umm, this bizarre looking thing,
I actually brought it to show my Korean friends,
and I'm like "Ohmigosh What is this?"
and they're kinda like, "I don't know what it is"
They haven't seen it,
No, so this is definitely a Wonderful Treasure Find® so I'm really excited about this
So this is supposedly a mouth stretcher.
Or mouth exerciser, or like for smiling or something?
I don't know but it's supposed…
like, on the back it's got some packaging details
You're supposed to put it in your mouth and it stretches your mouth out.
Why do you want to stretch your mouth out? I'm not really sure
Well I think it's for smiling, I think it's
some kind of like smiling thing. It's called SMILE. That's how you practice.
Is it supposed to teach you how to smile? Like,
really, do you have to stick things in your mouth
so that you learn how to smile? What a
What a miserable childhood you've had
NOBODY TAUGHT ME HOW TO SMILE!
SO I MUST STICK THESE THINGS IN MY MOUTH!
Ok, so, it's like Spring based, [alright, oh God]
Wait, I don't even know how to,
you just put it in your mouth,
it goes in the side part,
Oh boy!
I feel stupid!
Oh wow! Ok exercise. WORK DEM CHEEKS! WORK DEM CHEEKS!
It pinches me!
What I want to know is when are you actually going to be using this?
Do you use this when you go to work and you sit in your office cubicle,
Or, like, I'm really freaked out. If I saw Martina
wearing this around the house [FOREVER ALONE!]
I'd really think that we need some marriage counselling.
It's actually quite amusing!
I feel like a horsey that has a bit in his mouth!
You sound like a kid who has really really thick braces on.
Like, COME KISS ME SUSAN! It's time for us to make out!
It's a little bit slimy.
Can you wipe it off first? BLALALALALALALALALA
Why? Who cares?
I know we're married and all, but I don't wanna like, drink your saliva.
We share the same toothbrush.
Can you just wipe this on your shirt?
Alright go for it.
Ok.
This barely does anything.
Oh! Simon doesn't even know how to use it.
I know!
Ok, bring your mouth like this.
MOO FOO!
MOOFOO. Mooofooo
Ok try going A OO
A O A O A O A O
I'm totally baffled about what this is supposed to do.
What muscle is this training in my mouth?
It pinches the side part. Maybe it's for pronunciation?
Say Ah
A
Now say Oh
O
A O. I can say it easily without this hunk of s**t in my mouth.
HAHAHA I KNOW!
Ok, let's see how many words you can't say.
Ok Apple
APPLE
Ahh Banana.
BANANA. That's easy!
How bout spaghetti?
SPAGHEDDI
Hippoppotamus.
HIPPOPOTAMUF
What was that?
HIPPOPOTAMUF
HIPPO. Ahem.
The word of the day is, HIPPOPOTAMUF
What I want to know, ok…
EWW YOU DIDN'T WIPE IT! YOU JUST PUT IT ON MY LEG AND IT'S SLIMY!
It's called love!
Simon it's your spit's pooling on my pick it up!
I have two theories though:
Theory #1 is it could be for like they're trying to
like get you to make your mouth wider, like the scummy nose clips.
The second thing it could be for is pronunciation.
Like to shape your mouth to like…
This was in the beauty section.
Not in the phonics…this is supposed to make me beautiful!
YOOHOO!
DREAM WEAVER!
Oh my God Simon you're SO BEAUTIFUL MY BOY!
SO BEAUTIFUL MY BOY IN THE CUBE.
I wonder if we could have any other use for this:
OK! CATAPULT! I think I just figured this out.
Simon that's not gonna work!
This is awesome let me see ok we got candies here.
Those are my candies!
You don't need them anymore!
Check this out. BAM!
OMG it's awesome!
OK. New use for this. You don't need to stretch your mouth anymore
You can just launch stuff.
I wanna try it. Eww it's all slimy still!
Oh no Spudgy. SPUDGY NO!
He can't eat that! Spudgy!
GONG!
As for the winner for the circle lens giveaway the winner is
BRRRR Gonna be announced on our bonus page
because we always announce it on our bonus page.
The bonus page is over here!
It's not up there.
I'm so confused.
I know you're so confused.
It's over there.
Yes you, there you go! You finally got it right!
I was just teasing you this whole time!
You actually knew where it was.
I dood.
Right…I dood? You dood!
I'm leaving.
Are you leaving? BONAMANA!
That's Bonamana again!
MANLY SWEEPING DU NU DU NU
GONG!
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