[ENG] Ta-dah! It's B.A.P EP 1


Uploaded by frustratedcollegekid on 14.01.2012

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translated & subtitled by: asphyxiatedhobo.tumblr.com
The year 2012 A.D.
"They" are coming.
The collapse of their home planet is coming closer.
There is no time
Arrive on Earth... they have.
They've captured the hearts of many noona fans right after their first broadcast!
It's Bang Yong Gook and Zelo!
Then shall we watch 2012's most anticipated rookies perform?
"Never Give Up"
Look! It's a shooting star!
(They've finally come.)
Thank you for your hard work!
Great work!
(Zelo discovers something.)
What's that? (Zelo discovers something.)
What's that?
They were peacefully living in the planet of B124AP224
But danger came upon them.
The planet's source of energy became started to die out.
They wondered around space and arrived on Earth.
And eventually found another source of energy equivalent to the original.
They plan on conquering the Earth.
So they called for help from the planet of B124AP224...
And through their request, the elite agents arrived on earth.
And now that the 6 grouped together on the project to conquer Earth have arrived...
They are called B.A.P.
So we finally meet.
You've changed a lot since I last saw you.
Are those what Earthlings wear?
Welcome to Earth.
(One week later. At the B.A.P base.)
1, 2, 3...
4, 5, 6, 7....
It's already been a week since we arrived on Earth.
1 week...
But we're not doing anything.
(Ever since they arrived on Earth, all Youngjae did was play around.)
I wonder if it's alright to play around like this... (Ever since they arrived on Earth, all Youngjae did was play around.)
(Ever since they arrived on Earth, all Youngjae did was play around.)
They said that in order to conquer the world, we must become idols.
But why does it have to be idols?
I suddenly became curious.
Decided to become an idol... they have.
Text: FOCUSED
I've decided to ask Commander Himchan.
Will Commander Himchan be able to fix my curiosity?
(IN A TRANCE)
Why does he keep hitting the jangu? (T/N: Jangu is the drum he's playing)
Hyung! Look at me!
Hyung! Text: No matter how much he's called for, Himchan does not answer.
Text: No matter how much he's called for, Himchan does not answer.
Text: GIVES UP ON ASKING Text: No matter how much he's called for, Himchan does not answer.
Text: GIVES UP ON ASKING
He doesn't even bother looking..
Man, forget this!
In the end I had to leave without finding out anything.
But I can't give up just yet!
Who do you think I am~
I'd better ask Yong Gook hyung since he came to Earth at the same time as Commander Himchan
Shoot!
Hyung!
SHOOT!
HYUNG!
(Yong Gook is deeply mesmerized by a war movie.)
What do you keep shooting at! (Yong Gook is deeply mesmerized by a war movie.)
(Yong Gook is deeply mesmerized by a war movie.)
Hey hyung, why are we trying to become idols?
What?
Idols! (FOCUSED)
Is he even going to bother telling me?
(As expected Yong Gook does not answer.) Is he even going to bother telling me?
(As expected Yong Gook does not answer.)
He's going to talk about war again...
You want to know why we're becoming idols?
Yeah I--
Can't you see I'm watching this?
Of course he wont tell me so easily...
So cheap! Bboong bboon bboong! (T/N: Bboong bboon bboong is a sound... kind of...)
I came to Earth first right?
Yes. I came to Earth first right?
Yes.
Right?
Yes.
Then watch this.
Watch this!
Our reason for becoming an idol is in this war movie.
I'll know if I watch it?
You'll know everything.
How long is it?
This? It's 2 hours and 30 minutes.
Actually..
Actually..?
It's not Korea.
It's not Korea?
Where are you looking?
Why?
Look over here.
What is it?
Look!
You can see it right?
(Malaysia)
Do you see that?
I see it!
Where is that?
It's a really hot and humid place called Malaysia, kid.
Malaysia?
Yeah.
Why did you guys land there?
How would I know?
We arrived and it just happened to be there.
It's nothing but buildings.
It's just a city.
Anyways, that's when we encountered our first life form on Earth.
Himchan: Stay still!
Youngjae: What is that?
Oh that?
Turns out it's a life form on Earth called a monkey.
It's wild and vicious.
We thought this was an Earthling at first
and we almost gave up on conquering the Earth.
Makes sense.
I mean, just look at it.
Anyways, we wondered around for a few days
until we heard a very familiar noise to us.
Wait, that can't be..!
That's right!
That's exactly right.
We've discovered it!
The alternative energy source!
It was from something the Earthlings called a World Stage held in Malaysia.
World Stage?
Yeah.
It's a thing where Earthlings who are good at singing and dancing come together to sing and dance.
Sounds like fun.
Yeah.
The loud cheering from the female Earthlings towards them
was the energy source we were looking for.
Hyung! It looks like you're enjoying this too much!
No way, it's because I was happy.
Aye~ are you sure about that?
I mean it.
You don't believe me?
Yeah.
Right now, South Korean idols are the best world wide.
So all we have to do is become idols!
So that's how it is!
You scared me!
When did you get here hyung?
The sound does sound similar to our source.
Exactly.
So that's why we're here.
We've been prepared from the start!
From the start to the end, my plan is
very...
I don't know.. we haven't ever talked about it before..
And so..?
Right?
Do you want to know?
Do you really want to know~?
Stay here
Why why? Are you going to let me know?
It's my turn!
No! It's my turn! Why are you--
I'll teach you, look over there.
Look up there.
You're not supposed to look over here~ It's over there~
I see it over here.
It's right over here.
Just kidding it's over there.
I told you it's over there!
A person shouldn't be too stubborn.
Hyung! You look so cool!
What is this?
I infiltrated first with a song called "Are You Crazy?"
That's right.
Can you sing a part of it?
YOU! YOU! YOU!
Hey hyung!
That female Earthling next to you is beautiful!
Oh that woman?
She fell too deeply for my charms
it got annoying.
So after that I kicked that Earthling woman out and promoted by myself.
That's right.
Why did you kick her out..?
So why did you start promoting before Himchan hyung?
If there's a war, the commander isn't the first to go.
You've got to send the little pawns below you to set the mood first!
I've always hated that.. why do you do that?
Because Yong Gook went out to the music world first
I stared on this thing called MC!
You can't be an idol nowadays with just singing and dancing.
If it's singing then singing, if it's MCing then MCing, if it's acting then acting!
You've got to be multi-talented to be considered a true idol!
I see..
You don't need to take in most of what he says..
Huh?
but he's right about this one.
Right?
You can say that!
And because we were promoting like this, we did something that only the best Earthlings do and that was to shoot an ad.
An ad?
I don't like him.
Why?
We don't go well together.
That's not true!
But as you may know we've had some trouble.
That's true..
So I made a robot named Zelo. That's true..
So I made a robot named Zelo.
Robot? Zelo?
Then we were able to make a duet called BANG & ZELO
And thanks to the robot Zelo
a lot of elementary school kids started liking us.
Elementary school students!
The Earthling students started screaming for us!
Why is Zelo popular with elementary school students?
That's because he's young and cute.
I think hyung's the best.
That really is cool
When did you get here? That really is cool
When did you get here?
So you've accomplished all that so far?
That's awesome!
People go crazy!
Didn't know that did you?
What are you talking about, all you did was talk!
(Unit promotions) How was it?
How was it?
I told you it was fun
-It was fun? I told you it was fun
It was fun? -It was fun?
It was fun?
Okay..
What?
I wasn't going to say this but..
(Hyosung, Luna, Hyeri, Eunjung)
the female MCs changed about 4 times. (Hyosung, Luna, Hyeri, Eunjung)
4 of them?
It's not because you sucked?
What are you doing?
Am I coming out well?
Are you watching B.A.P patrol?
I am planet B124AP224's new governor!
I've prepared a great project that will assist you in conquering the Earth!
I will give you the first mission!
Wow! I'm so curious!
In order to make your names known to the Earthlings
YOU. MUST. MAKE. YOUR. OWN. SLOGAN!
Something that catches the ear at once!
Something that stays in their heads!
Well, then. This new governor is going to leave now!
Bye!
I think this will be fun!
Let's make a "making of" video.
A "making of" video?
So we need someone to record it!
Kang chief!!!!
Kang chief?
(He who Commander Himchan called for..)
Who is he?
NEXT: They'll start making their slogan.
Kang chief!
You're kidding me right?
You really don't know?
But he's a human!
Is it okay to call him into our meeting?
Kang chief may be human but he's on our side.
(Kang chief: BAP's manager, actual age 24, dating someone for 9 years, has a girlfriend) Kang chief may be human but he's on our side.
(Kang chief: BAP's manager, actual age 24, dating someone for 9 years, has a girlfriend)
He's on our side? (Kang chief: BAP's manager, actual age 24, dating someone for 9 years, has a girlfriend)
He's on our side. (Kang chief: BAP's manager, actual age 24, dating someone for 9 years, has a girlfriend)
He's on our side.
Please take out what you've prepared.
What is that?
Is this a camera?
(As expected of an alien from the military, he goes on fighter mode as soon as he sees the camera.)
Is this how you use it? (As expected of an alien from the military, he goes on fighter mode as soon as he sees the camera.)
(As expected of an alien from the military, he goes on fighter mode as soon as he sees the camera.)
No! You're not supposed to shoot with this! (As expected of an alien from the military, he goes on fighter mode as soon as he sees the camera.)
No! You're not supposed to shoot with this!
You don't shoot this to kill people with.
It's called (ca)Mera
He's going to record our "making of" video.
We need to introduce us, B.A.P.
Here, let me explain something to you guys since you guys don't seem to know..
On Earth, there's a term called "respect"
Respect?
What's respect?
Anyways, there's a term called respect.
On Earth, there is a word called "respect".
Respect can be either a tone or gesture that expresses admiration.
Hello.
We are B.A.P and we've come to conquer the world.
Please take good care of us!
That's how it's done.
This is how you complete it.
So what you're saying is
that we need to bow down our heads to Earthlings?
Exactly.
What?! It seems like fun!
He's probably older than us too.
Kang chief is young!
Just because you're respectful doesn't mean you're memorable.
You need to leave a deep impression.
That's right x 2 You need to leave a deep impression.
That's right x 2
This is a non-respectful one, watch.
What are you trying to do this time?
Don't do it hyung!
No Yong Gook
Don't do it hyung!
I'm not taking any responsibility for this.
WE ARE B.A.P!
Just like this.
We are B.A.P and we're heavier than dumbbells.
We are B.A.P and we're faster than the treadmill.
(We lost)
Then should I give it a try?
You're an MC! Surely you won't suck.
He's the commander and an MC.
Don't pressure me! He's the commander and an MC.
Don't pressure me!
He's the commander, MC, and you're smart.
Okay stop it.
He's going to end this once and for all.
(The commander will do it)
(We have faith in the commander)
(What kind of slogan will Himchan show us?)
We are Himchan and B.A.P!
(What are you going to do.)
(And he's the commander...)
(It's our fault for trusting him.)
Let's try all of them.
Okay.
Kang chief!
Shall we try mine first?
Yours first?
Yes.
Show us again, I can't remember.
Bow your head down 90 degrees
Hello
Man, I hate this. Hello
Man, I hate this.
Hello!
And then you get up
We are
It can't be "We is" (T/N: It's not actually "We is". What he's saying is in formal speak, but in English there is no such thing...)
We are (T/N: It's not actually "We is". What he's saying is in formal speak, but in English there is no such thing...)
We are
We are..
here
here..
to conquer the world
to conquer the world..
and we are B.A.P (T/N: I know this is grammatically wrong, but I don't know how else to fit it in to what he's saying)
and we are B.A.P
Man, I don't want to do this.
1, 2, 3!
Hello! We are B.A.P and we've come to con...conquer the world!
Thank you!
(Frustration explosion) Thank you!
(Frustration explosion)
(Sulking)
It's too nice. (Sulking)
It's too nice.
It's innocent.
Let's see how well you do then.
Oh we'll see how well you do.
Let's try the other ones too..
Let's do another one.
We are B.A.P
And then after that
you gotta go hit it.
We have to hit it? you gotta go hit it.
Okay, hold on. Look. We have to hit it?
Okay, hold on. Look.
Here, look at the camera.
Just do it! It's full of aggression.
Ready... go!
WE ARE B.A.P!
(The reason Youngjae is against Yong Gook's swearing slogan is?)
We seriously can't use this.
Why?
We can't make any money!
Let's try yours.
Mine?
I'm going to be dumbbells
I'll be doing dumbbells like this.
Everyone's going to do a different type of exercise.
You do this..
You want me to do this?
(What are you going to make me do)
Keep going!
Hyung can do this..
1, 2, 3!
Um, we are B.A.P
and we're heavier than dumbbells~~~~~~~~~~
(The slogan that calls for a grab to the collar)
(Commencing punishment)
Stick to this!
He's the best at this kind of stuff!
How can we make a slogan that draws people's attention?
The type of music that we're going to be making is hip hop, right?
When it comes to hip hop, Earthlings think of it as very aggressive.
You know gangster?
Hey! You think you know what gangster rap is?
Gangster rap is music that is comprised of lyrics that praises the dissatisfaction with society, violence and illegal acts.
That is gangster rap!
Oh my god our team work is awesome with this!
I'm pretty sure I've heard this somewhere else before.
It looks like we've been practicing this really hard!
I know I've heard this somewhere before.
If we just do "We are B.A.P!" then it's not very memorable.
(Himchan the copy machine)
(T/N: They're using the beat from Clon's song "I". It's old..)
Then how about this?
I'll say
"We are B!"
and after I say that
all together say "A.P!"
We'll do that.
And so it'll become B.A.P!
And then at the end..
Just like that.
We have to do that?
We do.
It's overflowing with aggression!
It's powerful!
This.
Let's do this.
I am opposed to this.
Ready go!
This is too much like a mob.
One more time!
Edit this out!
We'll try again one more time.
Look over there.
Let's do this one quietly.
Look at Mera.
Ready.. go!
It's just lacking a bit of respect..
You're right.
Pointing our fingers is a bit rude..
Hyung, we need some respect.
We can add "We'll work hard!"
But if we do that then the aggression will disappear.
It's because you're still young, hyung.
We need to have some respect.
We'll work hard!
We can do this powerfully!
Respectful and powerful.
We have to take out "Yes sir!"?
Right after that we can do "Yes sir!"
Hold on. What if we don't bow our heads
and just do "We are B.A.P. We'll work hard. Yes sir!"?
Let's try it.
Let's try the one where we bow our heads first.
Ready go!
We'll work hard!
That was awesome!
That was awesome!!
Hold on.
Hold on.
Do exactly what you just did right now.
He's the only one that didn't do it!
Do EXACTLY what you just did.
1, 2, 3!
(Guilty as charged)
I'll work harder..
Ready, go.
We'll work hard!
No! This isn't it!
No matter how I think of it, this is not it!
Let's try the second one again.
Ready go!
We'll work hard!
Jongup!
Get ready.
Right away!
Ready go!
We'll work hard!
(Finally completed after the 7th attempt!)
What do you think, Kang chief? (Finally completed after the 7th attempt!)
What do you think, Kang chief?
I think the last one was the best one.
He learned how to talk! I think the last one was the best one.
He learned how to talk!
Hey that's not bad.
I think it'd be good to use that!
Someone will say "HOO" and then the others will stomp their feet.
Are we dividing into teams?
Are you trying to separate us?
Yes.
That's not it!
Do it every time you guys do it.
Ready, go.
So we'll go...
Try it.
(Something's weird...)
(A slogan that lacks 2%)
Our teamwork is awesome!
Should we give it a try?
Let's try it.
This is really weird!
Then how should we do it?
You all lack some rhythm...
Let's try it faster this time.
This is hard...
Should we just finish up with the first one?
Yeah we should just use the first one.
That'll be a good idea.
Let's try it one more time.
One more time.
Let's try one more time.
Why are you so weird?!
You guys work on it! We did it fine!
Us three did it right, you guys didn't.
Do you think we can become singers?
Arms round each other's shoulders!
(WE WILL DO THIS)
My pants keep coming up..
Your clothes are coming up?
But when you guys go "B" we go down.
Okay, maybe not arms around your shoulder.
(Acting like they've succeeded)
Let's try the original one for the last time.
Don't worry too much about it... we can just send it.
No! It's got to be perfect.
I can't remember it.
(Himchan is suffering from short-term memory loss)
Seriously, why are you guys even following him?
We'll work hard...
Because it's me~
I'm angry.
I'm very angry right now.
DON'T TRY TO STOP ME!
DON'T STOP ME!
I SAID DON'T STOP ME!
(What will B.A.P's slogan be?)
(You guys can choose on Twitter right now)
B.A.P's next week's story!
Everything about the B.A.P patrol will be revealed!
What is Daehyun's secret?
Hey Daehyun, what are you doing?
I will reveal everything next week!
You crazy?
Zelo's crazy~
It's okay, I think it's okay.
Wait, what?
Project Conquer the Earth: 2nd mission!
Make a teaser ad!
Hey Zelo, do you know what a teaser is?
Hi, I'm Zelo~
What's an ad?
You don't know what an ad is?
We're making it to brainwash the Earthlings!
Exactly! I've prepared it all!
You're amazing hyung!
Aren't I awesome?
translated & subtitled by: asphyxiatedhobo.tumblr.com