Huevocartoon - Huevos Rancheros 4


Uploaded by huevocartoonpuntocom on 18.04.2009

Transcript:
Compadre!
Yes, compadre...
Can I talk straight to you?
Straight up my as*, if you want, compadre!
Hold your horses, compadre! What's your problem?
No, no, no, nothing, compadre, I just got closer... you don't want some busybody to listen, right?
Oh, that's true, then it's all right!
Go on, tell me...
Well, it's hard for me to say this...
I'm gonna trust you.
Well, I really appreciate that, compadre.
Don' mention it.
That's why we are compadres...
...to speak with complete confidence.
Thank you, really.
Well yes, compadre.
Thank you for the affection, compadre.
Uh?
For the friendship, compadre, thank you for, for...
...for...for these big, strong, virile arms, compadre, how...how strong are you...
I am, aren't I?
It's because I've been pulling a lot, lately, compadre...
Yes, I remember, I remember...
I...I mean to exercise...
...compadre...
Ah...
Yeah, I...me...that's what I mean too, you know?
To lift weights...
Well, then...
...let me take a swig of tequila...
...and you too, have some... that's why...we are machos!
Yes sir! Will surely are! We are machos and we're heavy chuggers!
Now, compadre...
...I have something very important to ask you...
Ask without fear, compadre.
Macho to macho?
Macho to macho, then.
Well you know how much I like Lencha.
Yes, Lencha feltch-a, compadre...
Don't be obscene, 'cause I'll get pissed off, compadre...
...Lencha is chaste...
Oh, it was a joke, compadre... ...just to brake the ice, and...
...I don't know, to be easier for you to say things, you see?
But don't get angry with me, 'cause it gets red...
What do you mean, compadre?
I mean...it gets red...
because I get hot, compadre...
What?! That sounds very gay, compadre!
My shell gets red, compadre!
My shell gets red because it heats me up...
...to make you angry, it infuriates me!
That's why I prefer to tell you jokes...
Oh, I get it...
...well thank you then...
...and, compadre...
...forgive me if I didn't understand.
Ok, I forgive you, but...
...but on one condition...
Now you're gonna put conditions on me!
If you want me to listen to you, then yes...
Ok then...
...anything you want, compadre...
...just say "frog"...
...and I jump...
And if I say "cock", would you put it...?
Damn it! Enough with the gayshit!
No, compadre, I mean if I say "cock", would you put some crests on your forehead!
But...what the hell are you talking about?!
What's your condition for listening to me?
That you speak with the truth, just the truth and nothing else.
All right!
I'm gonna give it to you straight.
It was about time, compadre.
The truth, compadre. I'm gonna give you the truth straight.
That's what I meant,
so,
I'm all ears, then...
The truth...
...is that, I think Lencha is cheating on me...
...with you, compadre!
Holy sheepshit! You're kidding me, compadre! Where did you get such nonsense?
It's just that...
...the other day, compadre...
...we were like...
...you know, there, in the dark...
...when you cuddle...at the moment of the...intimacy...
Now I feel like having some of that, compadre...
Having some what?
Some drinks!
Because I ran out of mine...
Then pour another glass, you dim!
Yes I should, right?
Damn! That was a stiff drink.
Well, go on, compadre...
...you aroused my curiosity...
You see, it turns out that...
Lencha was behaving strangely...
...like, very...randy...
...and she's not like that...
...certainly she learnt that with someone else and, well...
...well I don't let her go out with anyone!
Nor talk to anyone! Nor have friends, nor anything!
The only egg she talks to...
...is you, compadre...
I would be incapable of touching her, compadre, don't offend me...
Now tell me...
...tell me what she did to you...
Well look...you see...
First...
...she took my hand...
Like this?
Ay, just like that, compadre!
And then?
Then she put my hand on her butt...
How?
Like this?
Just like that, compadre!
Then she squeezed it!
- Like this, compadre? - Ay, what are you doing, compadre?
I'm understanding what you're telling me, compadre, put up with it...aren't you a macho?
Yes, yes, very macho, very, very macho, compadre!
Well, then what did she do?
Well then, that little insolent...
...kissed my shell...
Like this?
No...
...a little slower...
Ok...then, like this?
There you go, compadre, just like that!
And did you get goosebumps too, compadre?
A little less, but yes...
...goosebumpy, goosebumpy, compadre...
And then?
No, compadre, I just...
...the truth is, I can't go on...
The hell you can't!
Tell me how this business ended!
Then she threw me against the straw!
Against the straw, compadre?
Well yes, we were in the barn...
Oh, the barn?
And...did you...see Lencha clearly?
No...
...it was very dark...
Ah ok...
And well, I had...a wonderful night...
...she did things I didn't know could be done...
...things she never did before...
- That's why I thik she did it with you, compadre! - No, compadre. No, compadre, it's not like that...
...although...
...well I have to confess something myself...
Blurt it out, compadre!
Last night I went for a walk around the barn...
That means the perv wasn't Lencha?
No, compadre. Lencha is a saint and she only has eyes for you...
Ay, compadre, you don't know what a relief this is!
And here I was thinking you had taught her all that smut!
No, compadre...real machos...
...don't do those kind of things they did to you...
You're right...
...I knew...those things are not macho-like...
Well then, cheers to our loyalty and because we are very machos!
That's right, compadre! Cheers!
Cheers, compadre!
...beautiful...
...the way you drink, compadre...
Right!
Listen, compadre...
Yes, compadre...
By any chance...
...won't you...
...have to go to the barn tonight, compadre?
Well yes...
...yes...I think so...
Oh well, then...
...see you there...
...see you there, then...
Alright...