Stupid Game Show Answers - The Joke's On You!


Uploaded by stupidgsa on 25.03.2010

Transcript:
[SGSA theme music]
[Audience finishes applauding]
[Host]: I, Terry Arnell, maintain that meat prices are much too high.
Fortunately, I've hit on an ingenious, money-saving, palate-pleasing plan.
Take for example my glorious beef stroganoff which the panel is eating now.
Not only is the meat in my stroganoff healthy and delicious but also very reasonable in price.
Get out of here! What is it?
[Host]: Why?
Because it's dog food!
[Everyone laughs] [Audience applauds and cheers]
[Contestant]: A vowel.
[Carol]: That is E.
[Contestant]: Another vowel.
[Carol]: A vowel...I.
[Contestant]: Consonant.
[Carol]: [Screams] Oh! God!
[Everyone laughs]
There's something...I'm asked from time to time whether I wear a hairpiece, er...
...and I always joke and I say if I wore a hairpiece it would be a better one than this. Uh...
But I do. I've never told you, I've never told...
In 25 years?
That I'm tired of...living the lie.
Are you kidding me?
And I'm gonna ask you to unveil...I'm serious. If you reach and pull, you'll see...
No.
[Pat]: Yes.
Really?
[Screams repeatedly] [Audience laughs and applauds]
I-I feel so free. I feel now that you and I can relate as...
[Mouths]
...in-in an honest way. I-I've-I've never felt...here, but you can keep this if you want. I don't have to deal with this any...
I feel like...I mean, I could guess host Deal or No Deal now.
Goodnight! Happy April 1st, everybody!
[Audience laughs]
Bye!
X gets the square!
[Audience applauds]
[Female contestant]: He cheated and looked at your card. I saw him looking at your card.
[Host]: Oh.
He looked back at your card.
Uh...
Why him look at your card?
I didn't know the answer.
Uh...
No, wait just a minute.
[John]: Oh...
I saw him leaning back like this and looking at...
Check, please! Oh... [They argue]
I hate you!
[Audience laughs, applauds and cheers]
[Audience]: April Fools, John!
[Audience applause drowns out speech]
[Ray]: Our survey said...
[Ding] [Audience applauds and cheers] [Family Feud theme music plays]
Shh, sh...everybody settle down.
Just bring her this way. Don't let her look at the clock.
It's not looking good Glenda. There are a lot of number one answers there.
Your partner only came up with eighteen points. You need 182 points for the $10,000.
[Contestant]: OK.
[Ray]: Twenty seconds on the clock please.
[Ding] Good luck.
There were Three Stooges. Name, currently, his wife.
[Audience laughs]
Quickly!
I don't know.
[Ray]: What was the name of Little Lou Orphan Andy's dog?
[Audience laughs] I don't know.
[Ray]: Quickly, give me a number between three and five.
Four.
[Ray]: Name something you do when you're angry.
Cry.
[Ray]: Name a handsome game show host.
You.
[Ray]: OK, turn around.
[Dinging noises] Look what your partner got!
[Contestant screams] [Audience laughs] [Family Feud theme music plays]
[SGSA theme music]
[Audio is muted]