A Night at the Roxbury (7/7) Movie CLIP - Steve & Emily's Wedding (1998) HD

Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to join--
Uh, father.
Did we already start?
Yeah.
Oh.
Sorry. I thought there was supposed to be
A buzzer or a whistle or something.
To join together this man
And this woman in holy matrimony.
Before we do that, I understand the bride and groom
Have each prepared something.
"dearest steve,
"they say if you set something free and it comes back,
"you should love it forever,
"and, like one of your silk plants,
"I will try to stay beautiful. That is my endeavor.
"I know our lives together will be great,
"just like when we saw david copperfield
"on our first date.
Love emily."
Ahem.
"emily.
"I used to see you
"outside my father's store,
"and then we went on some dates,
And you let me have sex with you."
Oh, I'm done.
If there is anyone
Who has reason to believe that this man or this woman
Should not be joined together in holy matrimony,
Let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
What's up?
From out of town?
Steve, don't hit on the bridesmaid.
It's your wedding.
You want to wait until after the ceremony, please?
Right.
Steven, do you promise to love emily in sickness and health
For as long as you both shall live?
My dad already paid the caterer.
Emily, do you promise to love steven in sickness and health
For as long as you both shall live?
I do.
Steven, repeat after me.
After me.
With this ring, I thee wed.
With this ring, ahem, I thee wed.