Georgia | Ep. 1 of 3 | Feat. Mary Elizabeth Ellis | WIGS

Uploaded by wigs on 17.09.2012

Hi, I'm Georgia.
Your yogic healer.
Hi, I'm Davinia. I don't, I don't like touching.
Oh, um.
Okay, I'm kind of new at this but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have to touch you in a couple of places just
to bring awareness to your body.
No? Okay, well, I'm sure we'll figure out something.
Okay. As long as that something is no touching.
Excuse me.
Sorry. This side is much tighter than the other side.
Three breaths.
One, this band goes to your hip.
Two, it's connected to your second shakra.
Three, this whole area is affected.
And so I need you to breathe.
Breathe. Breathe all the way into your vagina, oh!
If you say that word one more time I'm gonna, mop your face! God!
Okay. I assume that the word that offends you is not breathe.
Oh well you're a quick one!
Look, I can help you. But you have to help you.
So, I will be careful. With my words.
You try to open up.
So shoulders back.
Heart shakra up and open.
And breathe.
Breathe all the way into your va...
Just get air all up in that, vashakra.
Okay, okay.
There we go.
You told her to breathe into her vashakra?
I'm oddly proud of that.
You have a weird job.
If I told someone to breathe into their va-anything I'd be sued for sexual harassment.
Wait. Women can breathe into their vaginas? Why didn't I know this?
Michael, I need you to focus. I need to get to the bottom of this the way that Ganesh did with me.
Georgie, why don't you want to talk about this?
Okay. I'll talk about it now. Great.
So I met my parents for lunch today after they finished their rounds, and they are very disappointed in me, you know?
My dad said I may as well have become a chiropractor and- No not that.
Why don't you want to talk about it?
Setting a date, where we want to get married or...
Even if you really want to get married. Of course I want to get married.
But I don't want you to want to because your parents don't want you to.
I think I followed that.
Okay, so they're a little uncomfortable with the whole- What?
Well, you know that you're- What?
Well with the fact that you're- What, what? Just say it.
Well that you're a lawyer.
They really hate lawyers.
I wanna kiss your face right now.
Michael, I'm sorry. I'm still just getting used to the idea.
What's the big rush? You know, I'm not going anywhere, I love you.
I've loved you for six years.
No actually the first year doesn't really count cause I wasn't that sure.
That's good to, that's good to know.
Wow. You are insanely tense.
Come, sit here.
What if I breathe into your vashakra?
My mother said guys don't really like doing that.
Do you always listen to your mo- I never listen to my mother. Yes, please.
I'm just so tense and stressed out and my lower back is killing me. And I don't know why!
Maybe if you had sex?
Oh, no!
Well maybe it could help?
No no, no.
Okay, is it a religious thing? Because you could always forget the guy and just get a good handheld shower head.
No! I, I don't. I don't. And I haven't for years.
Five years and four months. To be exact.
With anyone?
Oh, honey. What happened?
Frank happened.
We were gonna get married.
I think you said you were gonna get married?
Uh huh.
And then he died.
I am so sorry.
He died while...
He, he died while were making...
I don't understand what you're saying.
He died while he was in my vashakra!
You're touching me.
And that's okay.
You're gonna be fine.
Vagina, good.
Say it with me one time- No really, no-
Yeah just one time- No I don't-
Yeah come on let's do it. Vagina. Okay.
Good job.
Vagina. Vagina.