The V-Chip - South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut (6/9) Movie CLIP (1999) HD


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Transcript:
[ sheila ] okay, everyone, settle down !
As we continue to send troops into canada,
M.A.C. Is also fighting the war against potty mouths here at home.
Here to present the v-chip is dr. Vosknocker.
- [ clears throat ] - [ audience murmuring ]
The machinery of the v-chip is very simple.
It is placed under the child's skin where it emits a small shock of electricity...
Whenever an obscenity is uttered.
Now, uh, wait a minute. This chip somehow knows if the child is swearing ?
It's just like a lie detector. Things happen to you when you swear just like when you lie.
The chip picks up on this and gives the subject a little prick.
Patient b-5, would you step out here, please.
Patient b-5 here has been fitted with the new v-chip.
- Ow, my head hurts. - Don't worry about that.
Now, I want you to say "doggy."
- "doggy." - notice that nothing happens.
Now say "montana."
Montana. Good !
- Now "pillow." - pillow.
All right, now I want you to say "horse fucker."
Go ahead, eric. It's all right.
- Horsefu-- aaah ! Yiii ! - [ all gasping ]
That hurt, godda-- aiii ! Oww ! Fuck-- aaah !
Now I'd like you to say "big floppy donkey dick."
No ! Success !
The child doesn't want to swear !
This isn't fair, you sons of bitches-- yaaaah !
We will start putting v-chips in all our children next week. [ zapping, screaming ]
[ cheering ]