Dance Showdown Presented by D-trix - Episode 7: Final Four Rehearsals


Uploaded by DanceOn on 11.05.2012

Transcript:
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Go five, six, good, and eight.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: It felt awesome when I first
found out I made it.
I feel like I deserve to be in the final four, to be honest.
SEANANNERS: I play games for a living.
I don't dance for a living, and I would be very excited to
have Dance Showdown winner under my belt.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: I want to win this and I'm
going to win this.
Win the whole freaking thing.
WHATSUPELLE: The one thing I can control is putting on a
fantastic show.
And so that's what we're going to try to do.
BRYAN TANAKA: Really roll fast.
One, two.
Oh, gosh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Woody!
WOODYSGAMERTAG: K-K, how are you?
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Yay, you made it to the final!
WOODYSGAMERTAG: Give it to me.
Round two, baby.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I'm excited.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: I was psyched to make it to the final four.
It was a big deal, but it happened so fast.
Woody, you made it.
The next day, I'm on a plane across the continent, ready to
hit my dance routine.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: What did your fans think of the video?
WOODYSGAMERTAG: By and large, the video had
a really good response.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: That's great.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: Yes.
I was glad to be paired up with you the next time.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: You kidding me?
No-one else can have you.
You're mine.
All mine.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: There's actually someone
else who has me too.
I'm married.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Oh, it's OK.
She can have you too.
We are doing a fun little routine.
You're my father.

I am your bratty little teenager that likes to dress a
little inappropriately.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: This is my home court.
Yes.
Could to be my daughter?
I think she's like 23 right?
And I'm 39, so that would make it 16 years old.
It's a little scandalous, but I could've pulled it off.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: We have to watch this video right now.
So are you ready for this?
D-Trix left us a little message and it said that we
have a challenging new move to put in our routine.
OK it's a surprise.
I don't know what it is either.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: Really?
D-TRIX: The stunt I have for WoodysGamertag and Kherington
is called the Tour D Catch.
Check it out.
She's going to do a tour, and then you're gonna
catch her in the air.
OK, just like this.
Just like that.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Oh my god.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: You're scared?
I'm not scared.
We're going to crush that.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Hey.
SEANANNERS: How's it going?
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Congratulations.
SEANANNERS: Well, thank you.
I'm really glad that I get to dance with Lauren again
because Lauren has so much energy and at the end of the
day, it's nice to be around somebody that's so positive.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: In the final round
there's three other people.
We gotta annihilate them.
SEANANNERS: Ooh, anihilate.
Wow.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: You know, last time you were like laid
back, robot, chillin'.
This time, we're gonna be boxers.
SEANANNERS: Oh, oh.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Psuedo dance boxers.
We're going to kick ass.
SEANANNERS: It's kind of odd to put
fighting and dancing together.
I guess it makes sense.
I'm not going to punch you, I'm gonna be honest.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: No that's OK.
Relief.
SEANANNERS: Is that Cool?
OK fine, alright.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: So we have a special message.
Let's check it out together.
SEANANNERS: Can I press the button?
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Yeah, honor's all you.
D-TRIX: The stunt I have for SeaNanners and Lauren is
called the D-Trix Sweater Commando.
Check it out.
We go, woo.

Bam!
Just like that.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Cool.
All right.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Yay!
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Hi.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: You made it to the finals.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: I know.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Oh my god.
I am so proud of you.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Going into round two, it just feels
better because I already know Kherington and I'm not as
awkward and nervous to be around her.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Did everybody
just love your dance?
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Um, I don't think so.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: What?
What were people saying?
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: That I wasn't happy enough.
So for finals, our song is all about being in Vegas, and
getting drunk and wasted and having fun.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Yes.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I know, right?
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: I can do that.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Right?
So you wanna watch this video?
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Yeah, I'm scared.
D-TRIX: The stunt I have for Kinglsley and Kherington is
called the Marky Mark Roll.
Check it out.
Five, six, seven, eight.
One.

The Marky Mark Roll.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: So we gotta
incorporate that in our routine.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Uh oh.
WHATSUPELLE: Hey!
What's going on?
BRYAN TANAKA: Round two.
WHATSUPELLE: I was shocked to move on to round two, because
when you look at the number of subscribers, I wasn't supposed
to be here.
I still think we're the underdog, but we're going to
put on an awesome show.
I'm just really thankful you're my partner, and coming
here today, I didn't know if we'd be together again.
And it's just, phew, a huge sigh of relief.
BRYAN TANAKA: I really think the clone
idea is a cool aspect.
This is my concept.
You are the mad scientist and you're going to be cloning me.
WHATSUPELLE: So sexy is not happening here.
It's OK.
BRYAN TANAKA: I found some sexy little doctor suits.
WHATSUPELLE: Oh god.
No, no no.
I'm like, is sexy really my vibe?
Not really.
Maybe we'll try to be a bit sexier for this routine.
BRYAN TANAKA: We've got a special message from D-Trix.
D-TRIX: The stunt I have for Bryan Tanaka and WhatsUpElle
is called the Chawg Roll.
Check it out.
He'll be Elle.
I'll be Bryan.
[INAUDIBLE]

The Chawg Roll.
WHATSUPELLE: Oh my god.
Did you not know this--
BRYAN TANAKA: No.
WHATSUPELLE: --until right now?
BRYAN TANAKA: Yeah, this is the first
time I'm seeing this.
So now I gotta rethink a little bit.
D-Trix, I love you so much for throwing that Chawg step into
my routine.
We're going to make it work, because you're my bro.
OK, so Chawg Roll, scientist, mad scientist, clones, we're
gonna do it all.
WHATSUPELLE: I'm so nervous, But I have faith in you Bryan.
BRYAN TANAKA: Yes, yes, that's right.
Let's go.
WHATSUPELLE: Let's do it.
BRYAN TANAKA: Let's do this.
It's gonna be great.
[MUSIC - VANDALISM AND STATIC REVENGER, "VEGAS"]

KHERINGTON PAYNE: The song Kingsley and I are dancing to
is, Do it in Vegas, by Vandalism and Static Revenger.
It's a really fun song about doing all the
dirty things in Vegas.
I Think that will help Kingsley come
out a little bit.
Yeah!
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Since we're doing the whole Vegas thing
and we're supposed to have flasks.
I think I'm gonna put actual alcohol in my flask and
actually chug it so I can be the person I normally am when
I'm dancing.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Now get behind me.
Uh.
Closer!
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Basically, Kherington's giving me a lap
dance and I have to grind on her, I guess.
I would rather have [BLEEP]
in my face than what's going on in this dance.
It's really awkward because I'm not used to doing that
with ladies.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: What would you do if I did that to you?
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: I would run away.
I think Kherington is definitely trying to turn me
straight, because she's putting it all up on me and
it's kind of ridiculous I need to picture her as Pauly D is
what I need to picture her as.
Because, I think if I do that, then I won't have
any problems at all.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Now get behind me.
Uh.
Closer!
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Oh gosh, oh gosh, there it
is, there it is.
And then you stomped down.
Yep.
SEANANNERS: Stomp down.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: That's exactly right.
And then out, step through, and up.
SEANANNERS: And then you're going to jump through.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Yep, yep, oh sorry.
SEANANNERS: Alright, alright.
Yeah.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: One, two, three, right, left, right.
OK.
SEANANNERS: Anything a little bit more not feminine?
SEANANNERS: [INAUDIBLE] and I kind of come into a little bit
of a difficulty, just because he has a lot of ideas.
SEANANNERS: Whenever a white person gets their hands up in
the air, it looks awkward.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Right.
SEANANNERS: You see all kinds of sweatiness and awkwardness.
If we're supposed to be champions?
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Yes.
SEANANNERS: Get my hands up in the air.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Yes.
It was kind of a struggle finding where we could both
agree on things and be happy with the work.
I'm going to be real here.
You're kind of putting me on blast.
SEANANNERS: I don't know what it means to
put somebody on blast.
So, I'm gonna be honest, when she said
it, I wanted to laugh.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Don't be afraid of the moves, or afraid
of looking white.
I promise your fans have your back and they're gonna love
you no matter what.
SEANANNERS: While you're telling me this, I'm thinking
Sarah Mclachlan, I was like, [SINGING]
I will remember you, and it's really helpful for this
conversation.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: OK.
Alright.
So,
SEANANNERS: [SINGING]
Will you remember me?
LAUREN FRODERMAN: Essentially, you're just--
you're crazy.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Alright it goes, one, knee and two.
Stepping, and pacing.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: I had so much confidence 15 seconds ago.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I thought the first move of the chorus
was gonna be great, and we were just stuck on this first
move forever.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: I'm too robotic, right?
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Yes.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we'll bring the style in.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Yes.
Now loosen your chest.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: You missed it, but I was just awesome.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: OK, I'm sorry.
His awkward side started to come out and it makes me laugh
because i think he's so cute when he tries to do that.
Three and four, five, six seven, eight.
Hit it, one, hit it-- no.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: Whoa.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: What're you doing?
WOODYSGAMERTAG: I forgot the moves.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Yes, why?
WOODYSGAMERTAG: The willingness to work at it is
there, but any arrogance or cockiness I had walking into
this thing was smacked down by the
complexity of this routine.

Was that your anger?
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I can't be angry at you, but you are
making me angry.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: You make as much sense as most of the
women in my life.
I have a wife and I have a daughter and for this week, I
had Kherington.
None of them make any sense on a consistent basis.
This is--
if they have ovaries, they're half crazy.
[MUSIC PLAYING - ALUNA GEORGE, "MAKE NO MISTAKE"]

BRYAN TANAKA: I'm gonna do the actual sounds now and it's
gonna sound really funny.
WHATSUPELLE: OK
BRYAN TANAKA: [SINGING]
WHATSUPELLE: So he's like girly Elle, I'm doing Elle's
part, and then it's like, OK, now I'm back to being manly
Bryan Tanaka, hot dancer.
Oh Bryan, you were so good on that girly part there.
BRYAN TANAKA: Man.
Come on.
Now this is when it gets crazy.
Yeah this is when we're going to have a lift, and you're
going to dive through my hands right here, and I'm gonna
catch you here.
But just so you know I'm gonna pick you up for a second.
WHATSUPELLE: OK.
Oh god.
He's like, here's a little hole, dive through it.
OK.
That does not feel very natural.
It feels like I'm going to dive through this
hole and hit the floor.
BRYAN TANAKA: Ope.
I grabbed something that I shouldn't have.
One more time.

WHATSUPELLE: If he makes one mistake, my head is on the
floor and it's not a good feeling diving into that.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Looking good.
WHATSUPELLE: It's harder than it looks.
FEMALE SPEAKER: How hard can it be?
WHATSUPELLE: The clones are totally lazy.
I'm doing all the hard work.
I have to learn everybody's routine, including theirs.
They're sitting there making fun of me.
BRYAN TANAKA: Are you alright?
Little woozy?
WHATSUPELLE: I'm OK.
Because Brian has to hold on my sternum so tight, it's
really creating this gag reflex.
I'm feeling like I'm going to just lose it and puke all over
the dance floor.
And I'm not kidding.
I gotta--
I'll be right back.
God, you know, I really don't feel good.

BRYAN TANAKA: Might've spun her too many times.
[VOMITING]
LAUREN FRODERMAN: So, if you would please put on your
sweatshirt.
SEANANNERS: Let's do a run-through without the jacket
and then see if I can get it down.
LAUREN FRODERMAN: I need to be the one calling the shots and
he needs to be the one being compliant.
SEANANNERS: I'm going to probably burst into flames if
I do a bunch of those with that sweatshirt on.
Just be like, [EXPLODING SOUND]
LAUREN FRODERMAN: I've always wanted to see someone
spontaneously combust.
Is that awful?

LAUREN FRODERMAN: If SeaNanners doesn't step up and
become aggressive, we are not going to make it to the top.

KHERINGTON PAYNE: Let's try the Marky
Mark Roll for [BLEEP]
and giggles.
I thought it would be pretty easy, so I start to teach
Kingsley the Marky Mark Roll.
It was an epic fail.

I don't know what to do.
And fingers crossed, that he's goes home and practices it.
It's a lot harder than I thought.
Do you want that 25 grand?
That's a lot of money.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: The $25,000 is important to me just so I
can go back to school.
I want to go to USC.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Good for you.
Are you smart?
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Kind of.
3.3ish.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: That is not enough to get into USC.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: You're crushing my dreams.
I can't handle my--
KHERINGTON PAYNE: [INAUDIBLE]
That was a really good GPA.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Thank you.
I hope to make you proud.
Please vote for me and let's kick some butt.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: We need that money.
We wanna go to USC.
WHATSUPELLE: Sorry.
I feel better.
BRYAN TANAKA: You OK?
WHATSUPELLE: Yeah, I'm alright.
We can get through it.
No, it's fine.
BRYAN TANAKA: Let's try this Chawg Roll thing.
One, two, three, four.
Elle was rolling and ducking for her life.
It would have be bad if I had landed on her.
WHATSUPELLE: You're not serious.
Could I die?
I seriously think I could die on this.
BRYAN TANAKA: Really role fast.
One, two, three.
Oh gosh.
WHATSUPELLE: Is there an insurance policy?
Because honestly, I think you're gonna land on my head.
BRYAN TANAKA: At least land on your ankle or your stomach.
WHATSUPELLE: You can land on my boobs.
That's fine.
BRYAN TANAKA: And once we got the cajones to really go for
it, we just had to go it.
One, two, three.
WHATSUPELLE: Was that it?
BRYAN TANAKA: We did it.
Chawg Roll.
WHATSUPELLE: Chawg Roll.
Today is just a mess.
Today is a total mess.
I can't get the choreography because, quite frankly, it's
too difficult.
I can't get the lift because it's making me
want to throw up.
I feel like I'm going to get my head chopped off on the
Chawg Roll.
Somehow in the next 48 hours we've got to get it to the
point where we make no mistake in order to win this
competition.
BRYAN TANAKA: We just got to find it and pull it together
and then make it performance ready, which I
think you can do.
WHATSUPELLE: OK.
I trust you.
You're the best
KHERINGTON PAYNE: OK, the Tour D Tour D Catch.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: You seem scared.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Well I'm fearless with lifts.
I just know it's going to be awkward.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: And then we kind of just went for it.
Six, seven, eight.

It was kind of awkward and I've never done this move
before, so it was a little challenging
Five, six, seven, eight.
Yeah.
and I landed in his arms and I was like, Oh
my god this is perfect.
I think we nailed it.
We nailed the Tour D Catch.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: And you were scared.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I don't why.
You're so great Woody.
Just think.
$25,000.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: That'd be really nice.
If I win $25,000--
people want to hear about all the sexy stuff that's going to
happen, people want to hear I'm just going to go to the
club and make it rain--
what's actually going to happen, I'm
gonna pay off my mortgage.
I think behind marriage and kids, getting your house paid
for means everything.
It's a big moment.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I love you Woody.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: I think of you more as a friend.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Ew.
Just kidding.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: You just got friend zoned
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I did.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: By WoodysGamertag.
Yeah.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: Jeeze.
WOODYSGAMERTAG: Step it up.
Bump it.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: I'm ready.
Let's do this.
Finals baby!
WOODYSGAMERTAG: Let's go.
MALE SPEAKER: Next time on Dance Showdown.
WHATSUPELLE: Hey, I'm feeling like I saved all my
mistakes for now.
KHERINGTON PAYNE: You go to the right.
You're not doing your learning.

KHERINGTON PAYNE: We did so good.
ITSKINGSLEYBITCH: Yeah.
It feels awesome.

[MUSIC PLAYING]