Uploaded by TrollwutTV on 28.10.2012

WARNING: The following video contains black humor.. bla bla bla ..
Why is there no Disneyland in China?
I dont know!
Because no one is tall enough to go on the good rides!
Mirror, mirror on the wall. Who's the prettiest of us all?
Well.. not you!
Mum, mum can you give me some cookies?
No Susi! You have to get them on your own!
But mum.. I don't have arms!
Well. No arms, no cookies!
*knock* *knock*
Who's there?
Not Susi!
Mum, mum! There was a guy sitting next to me in the subway!
Firstly he touched my shoulder, then my belly, then my knee and then..
STOP IT! You're making me horny!
Haha, well who's that?
That's my son! Many people tell me that he looks like me!
Well, at least he's healthy!
Daddy, daddy, can I climb that tree?
Yeah but when you fall down and break your legs, don't come running to me crying!
Hey what are you doing?
I am reading your rights!
Subscribe to TrollwutTV or the cat will die!
Just kidding..
..I will kill her anyway!
Animal cruelty is not funny. If you laughed during this video you should really feel bad!