ウザイ外人とは?Gaijins that Piss Us Off (Two and a Half Oyajis Ep 7/2.5オヤジーズEp7)


Uploaded by Hikosaemon on 12.09.2011

Transcript:
Right, today, I've got a bone to pick that I'd like to complain about
Really? That's unusual...
For you to complain about anything...
You know, the comments on our last video all had me made out as the bad guy
Weeell, I guess they WERE right about that...
That is correct, right?
All I do is I just tell it like it is
Today, I want you to be straight up and frank
I AM straight up!
So this time, I'm sure there is stuff you have to complain about
Sure, doesn't everybody?
Today, I want to hear your straight up thoughts
Please
Oh dear...
So tell me, what kind of gaijins do you hate the most?
Gaijins that I hate?
Please proceed!
Okay, well a recent topic of conversation that was also in Japan Today
Is gaijins that hate the word "gaijin"
People who just reactively say that "gaijin is a racist term"
Even when they don't really have much of a clue about it
It pisses me off when people talk like that about stuff they really don't understand properly
So gaijins who say that "gaijins" is always a racist term is one, I guess
You know, I read the comments on that
One guy was saying "I've lived here 20 years so surely my opinion counts for something"
Right, but that's kind of a separate issue from whether the term "gaijin" is racist, right
That's what I think
What I mean is people who react to everything by screaming "Rodney King, Rodney King, Racism! Racism!"
Like that guy, Debito Arudou
I mean, the guy raises great points sometimes, but lately he's kind of gone off the rails and labels everything as racism
That guy's life is nothing but whining, and just ripping on Japan all the time
Ah, and that's another thing I can't stand
Whiners!
I mean, okay, sure, I'm whining right now...
But I can't stand people who just spend their whole lives complaining about everything
There are lots of gaijins in Japan like that, annoy the hell out of me
Bored people
Right
I mean, if you are so miserable in Japan, I think you can just leave anytime
But okay, are you saying that you've never heard the word "gaijin" used in a negative way
Of course, but it all comes down to usage, right - the situation at hand
If someone uses the term with clear malice
I'll tell them "oi, that's esteemed foreign guest to you, buddy"
There are words like that in English too, right, like "Jew"
Right, and just in normal use, I mean, people konw I'm a gaijin by looking at me, so that's fine saying gaijin
Right now you're actually a panda...
Huh?
Right now. You're a Panda.
Ah right, I AM a panda...
Pandas are Chinese citizens...
So that makes me Chinese?!
I think so
Panda discrimination - I wonder..? Probably less of that than against foreigners
Still for me in 12 years here in Japan, I've hardly ever encountered racism directly
I'm sure not even 5 times
Maybe 2 or 3 times I've experienced something nasty directly
Of course, I realize that part of that is the fact people are nice to me because I'm white
But even then, there are so many white people who have never been abroad
Just from becoming a minority for the first time in their lives
There are people who feel like they are constantly being attacked
And take everything as racial prejudice
So you get these pampered white people who don't know what real racism is calling everything racism
Well, caucasians are highly esteemed?
Us whities are the BEST
But you know, it's caucasians who seem to understand least well how great caucasians have things
That pisses me off
Another thing that has been annoying me lately
You get lots of gaijins who come to Japan not knowing anything about Japan
But they still hold themselves out as "Japan Experts"
Of course, "if you lived in Japan, you must know everything about Japan"
Right, you get people just living in Roppongi hanging out in gaijin bars
Only speaking English...
They stay here a week and it is like now they know everything
Right, they act like they know everything
When really, they don't know sh/t, and have no interest in Japan while they are here
But going around saying "I know all about Japan"
And those types then go into mass media or go back abroad
And these guys who know nothing are showing off while spreading misinformation
Right, there are lots of "Japan Pros" like that aren't there
Right, which isn't to say there are lots of very knowledgable people also, and that's great
But there are also lots of people who are like con artists
And I never really cared about that at all up until recently
But seeing all the misinformation spreading after the quake
Those people really made a lot of trouble for people in Japan
Those clueless d&ckheads strutting round like they know sh&t
Can't stand that
How many years ago did you arrive here, man?
Me, well, I first came and started living in 1998
So how many years altogether?
I've been here continuously since 99, so 12 years I guess now
Still nowhere near as long as you
So you know things pretty well now?
I know EVERYTHING
Me, I know NOTHING, and I've been here 20 years
The most important knowledge you can have, is the knowledge that you know nothing
Right! That's so true
But you know, I think I probably used to be like that too
When I had first been in Japan about a year, I thought I knew it all
Oh totally, for me, if I were to define the type of gaijin that annoys me the most
It would probably be myself from 10 years ago
10 years ago, I wouldn't interact with other gaijins, I thought I knew everything
I was a complete showoff
I used to be a bit of a playboy and date around a lot
That's the Hiko I'd like to see!
Man, I was doing all kinds of bad stuff...
I've had to give it all up since becoming an oyaji
I think if you were more like that, maybe you'd be really big on YouTube by now
What? With this face? Are you kidding me?
Youth is part of it, but you also need charisma
But you were young 10 years ago
Well... in a way, I was a bit of an oyaji, even 10 years ago
In some ways
So I know you did this too, we both recently asked people what they thought on Twitter and Facebook
"What kind of gaijins can't you stand"
Right, some people said "playboys"
Some said they can't stand people who show off because of their Japanese ability
Yeah, I really don't get that - those guys are the BEST...
Some can't stand English Teachers...
Right, English teachers are totally the worst!
Hate them the most!
Me, I can't stand English teachers myself any more...
I'm an English Teacher, but I live my work
That's my weakness
So many guys don't take their job seriously and are just here to party
I used to hassle English teachers a bit
But I know plenty of good guys who are English teachers now
One interesting type of response was Otaku and Weaboo gaijins
You know, people who love anime so much they start to think it is real and stuff...
I don't really know many people like that
There are lots of them on YouTube though
Right
I don't hate them, but it is interesting how those people are a little ostracized even from within gaijin circles
And then there are playboys
What's wrong with playboys?!
But the gloomiest are loveless white women
Aren't they scary?!
They are ALWAYS pissed off
Right, but the problem usually is that so many of them won't consider dating Japanese guys
But I know plenty of great couples of caucasian girls dating Japanese guys
Right right, that's so true
I do my best to recommend Japanese guys to them
Telling them just to try it out
People who respond "never"
And whine "all the gaijin guys are just dating Japanese girls", those are the ones who are miserable
I'm like "why did you come to Japan looking for gaijin guys to date?!"
So what do you all who are watching this video think?
Right, even Japanese viewers - the number of foreigners has been increasing lately
What kinds of gaijins piss you off the most?
Yeah, I'd really like to hear what Japanese people think on this
We won't call it racism or anything
Just put down something in the comments
What kind of gaijins you can't stand
Racism makes it more intersting, I guess
Whatever, anything is fine, so just tell us what kind of gaijins you can't stand
Please leave us a comment
Perhaps you hate gaijins who wear hats like these
Maybe you hate pandas the most
That's crossing the line!
We stand firmly against all discrimination against pandas!
So, that's it from us
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