Brad Bird For Star Wars Director - Give It To Brad Bird


Uploaded by TheUnlearningChannel on 06.11.2012

Transcript:
Now that two of the most important events in our lifetime have happened: Disney's acquisition
of LucasFilm and to a lesser extent, the Presidential Election, we the people of the United States
must make our voices heard. We should already be looking ahead to 2015, and nominate Brad
Bird for director of Star Wars.
Why Brad Bird? How about the best years of The Simpsons? Why Brad Bird? Because The Iron
Giant. Because The Incredibles, Ratatouille, and Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol,
mother f***er.
Why Brad Bird? Because Star Wars should go to a director who has never done anything
wrong in the history of ever. And I mean ever. Just look at the way he rocks this f***ing
scarf.
Why Brad Bird? Because the Star Wars name has been sullied since Han no longer shot
first. (Han shot first a**hole!) Those stupid Special Editions in 1997 were an abomination,
"And a few new surprises," and those horrible prequels that couldn't even hold a candle
to that Star Wars Christmas Special.
Why Brad Bird? Because I don't want to live in a world where Star Trek is clearly better
than Star Wars.
Why Brad Bird? Think of the awesome movie critic headlines. "Bird Flies Star Wars To
New Heights." "Star Wars Gives Lucas the Bird." "Bird Regurgitates Star Wars Into Our Filthy,
Greedy Mouths, and Now We're Ready to Learn How to Fly." Well, maybe not that last one.
Is Star Wars better off now than it was 4 years ago? It sure the hell isn't. So now
it's time for someone else to take the reins. Elect Brad Bird as your Star Wars director
in 2015, or now...or whenever they start making this thing. I am not Brad Bird but I'm sure
he approves this message.