Enjoy the Adorbs - Ep: 20


Uploaded by LizzieBennet on 14.06.2012

Transcript:
Lydia: Hey everybody!
Now, I know what you’re thinking.“Hey, Lydia? Where’s your much older, much more depressing sister, Lizzie?”
who cares?
I’ve got stuff on Charlotte, she’s got the camera, she and LIzzie have finals, and you’ve got-
The LY-DEE-YAH.
Take a minute.
Enjoy the awesome.
And the Adorbs!
My name is Lydia Bennet, and this is my haul! Whaaaaat...
Okay, now that LIzzie has stopped watching because she’s completely disgusted at my
“blatant consumerism”
in the midst of our
“financial difficulties”
let’s get down to the real issue.
Weird ploys with red gelatin are not going to get the job done for Jane and Bing Lee. Or as I like to call them...Jing
Jane and Lizzie are too worried about
“propriety”
and
“letting things take their own time”
and
“not overusing air quotes”
to get anything done at all.
This is the type of situation that Lydia’s Laws were made for.
And what’s Lydia’s Law #1? Nothing gets done without alcohol.
Talk about your truth universally acknowledged, amIrite?
What? I got a t-shirt too!
And I made mine awesome.
And what’s the best way to get alcohol?
At a party.
And who has already promised to host a party? Bing. Lee. Yeah, I know he was drunk at a bar at the time, but the point is, he promised. And The Lydia Bennet never forgets a promise. How do you think I got a pony when I was ten?
Sure, Peanut. If the largest energy company in the world files for bankruptcy, then you can have a pony.
Hell-o Mr. Wuffles. Okay, So this is how it went down with Mr. Bing Lee the other day.
Jane: Oh, Lydia.
Are you making a video?
Lydia: No, I’m just taking to a camera for no reason. Duh. Of course I am. Come join me.
Jane: Does Lizzie know about this?...Lydia Britney Bennet, do not lie to me.
Lydia: Lizzie said that she was too busy to make a video this week. I’m just helping her out. Besides she was totally getting stale.
Jane: No need to get snippy that is not nice.
Lydia: Tell that to Lizzie. Oh! Idea! You can help me with this.
Jane: What? Why? No...
Lydia: Oh Mr. Bing Lee. What a surprise to meet you here, outside your lovely and large new home.
Jane: No, that’s not really a surprise.
Lydia: Never say “no” in an improv. You aren’t allowed to deny your partner’s reality. I read it online.
Jane: Okay, I guess it is a surprise. What brings you here?
Lydia: I was thinking, do you know what big houses are good for?
Jane: Sock slides?
Lydia: So true!
Jane: Hey, the living room is clear right now. Do you want to do some?
Lydia: Our living room? Yes! No. Focus, Lydia, focus. Why, yes, Bing. I would like that. But do you know what are big houses good for besides sock slides?
Jane: I...I...I don’t know what you want me to say right there.
Lydia: Parties! And didn’t you say you were going to host a party? You should do that. Like soon. Really soon.
Jane: Lydia! He was totally buzzed, do not hold him to that.
Lydia: Remember Mr. Wuffles?
Jane: I’ve got to go.
Lydia: Poor Mr. Wuffles, he died so young. But I did get a cat, I named her Kitty. She follows me around everywhere and now you can follow her cause she’s on Twitter!!
But back to Jing. Well it’s time bring on the aircraft carrier cause it is mission accomplished BITCHES!!
Now, Bing will host a party, he and Jane will get drunk, drunken hook-up marriage F-T-DUBS.
That means “for the win”.
Until next time, this is the LY-DEE-YAH giving you the real story!