Zombie Survival 101


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Hello, folks.
My name is Dr. Lucious Killjoy. I’ve spent my entire life and most of my family
fortune to create this informative piece of work.
I’m here to tell you all about the real ultimate danger to mankind.
Zombie infestation of the entire planet.
many people out there in a few of the stress ltd point fancy hollywood films
they're sadly mistaken
the undergoing a major threat to mankind for thousands of years
mandatory alliances lives and it says individual are
zombie infestation of the entire planet
to feed many you must first get to know your ahead
so here are some important facts about families that will help you in your
survival
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threat
they probably would still be alive today
number one
remove the zombies head and the zombies dot
do it as quietly as possible
use common sense
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number two
if you can't do it quite late
do it loudly
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feel free to try father non conventional techniques as well
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when the sunday loses the head get out of there or your dead
noise attracts more zombies
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the results
the basic knowledge you need to survive the zombie throughout
if you follow these instructions and remember what happens to those who are
prepared
will be ready to fight the good fight together against
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