Gothic 2НВ - Assassin's Creed [RUS]


Uploaded by MrDarkTimur on 20.07.2012

Transcript:
Tłumaczenie by 97Sewcio
YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK TO ME!
Damn, this is another work from which I got kicked out...
Wait, what is that wall doing here?
Well, I don't know, I just stand here.
Okey. But if I won't find a job quickly, it will mean.
That I can't find a job quickly.
Maybe there is someone needed in town...
What a great sword! I must to have it!
Murderer!
Murderer! Murderer! Muerderer! DIE MURDERER! Murderer!
Wait! It's not like you think!
It's very annoying for me that the pavement irregularities exposes me to fail. This brings me bad thoughts about the city rulers.
Hmm... Maybe I'll try to get a job here.
They're another ones. Can't they understand that Assasin's Creed is just a game and if they will jump off the tower they don't have any chances to survive?!
Oh, hello! How can I help you?
I am from of the notice.
So you want to become the assasin?
Yes, I do.
So come with me.
As the assasin you have to kill people. If you will complete your quest you will be greatly rewarded...
So what? The target is dead?
Who was the target of that guy?
Eh, someone... Osama... He's not important anyway.
As the assasin you have to learn acrobatics.
Yay, like Prince of Persia?
Yeah... Although I don't know who are you talking about.
Try to jump from roof A to roof B
Okay.
As the assasin you must use weapon like a boss. Now take that weapon and defeat the opponent.
Hey, blocking is not allowed!
What?
Sword!
Good job, there's only one more thing to do.
Take that crossbow and kill the target.
Alright, but who's the target?
Uhhh...
Uhhh...
Harad Smither.
Carefully...
Wait till the target will stop moving...
When...
ARE YOU GONNA GIVE ME A CHANCE TO AIM?
Be patient...
I am patient but you are not letting me to aim!
Okay, okay...
NO! You are doing it wrong!
SHIT!
So what? You surprised?
Pure luck.
No. Call of Duty.
What?
Nothing...
From now you are an assasin.
Good to see you. There's a mission. Show your skill.
Who's the person I'm gonna kill?
See how he does look.
Damn it, I'm not going to kill him that way. I have to get him with a crossbow.
This is the end of your life...
Wait, why the music is gone?!
Oh, that's better...
But...
I know this song! OH FUCK!
This time this is the...
Dear Chuck Norris, you will be killed. Have you anything against that?
Great!
What's wrong with this wolf?
THIS is not the casual wolf. This Wolf-2000.
Oh, Mr. Terminator. I am tha biggest fan of you.
Okay...
What is that wolf doing here?
His quest is to protect Chuck Norris.
And what are you doing here?
I'm givin' the FUCKING backflip!
Leave me alone.
Don't discuss with me.
So, Chuck. Let's handle this for ever.
FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Eeh... He... He's dead.
Cut! What are you doing here?
I live here. What is going on?
Nothing important.(death scream) You are seeing now the making of Gladiator.
Aaah, then I'm sorry. Where did assasins go?
They went to Erol's house.
Ah. Alright.
REPEAT, for fucks sake!
Master, master! I have killed this...
I didn't expect the spanish inquisition.
Nobody expects the spanish inquisition. Now you will sit on the comfortable armchair and say everything.
Aw crap.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU BETTER NOT COME BACK TO ME!