Arden convinces New York to take her home - A Best of Take Me Home Video


Uploaded by SpacesTV on 14.11.2012

Transcript:
[MUSIC PLAYING]
ARDEN MYRIN: What's up, Spaces?
It's Arden Myrin.
I'm here in New York City.
I am here in Bushwick, Brooklyn.
The East Village.
Upper West Side of Manhattan.
And I'm gonna see if one of these people
will Take Me Home.
Check it out!

Would you like to take me home?
Would you guys like to take me home?
-No.
ARDEN MYRIN: [LAUGHS].
I just got a flat out no.
That felt like college.
Do you live near here?
-Nope.
ARDEN MYRIN: [LAUGHS]
OK.
You sir?
-I don't talk to the media.
ARDEN MYRIN: Hello.
Would you take a blond girl home with you?
We won't tell your wife.
-Well, you can show the exterior.
Can't show the interior.
ARDEN MYRIN: Would you take me home?
-Hell no!
ARDEN MYRIN: I'm going to go right to the
belly of the beast.
I'm gonna go into this bar.
Would one of you be willing to take me home?
[LAUGHTER]
ARDEN MYRIN: Hello, sir.
-Hi.
ARDEN MYRIN: Would you be willing to take me home?
MAN 6: I'm gay.
ARDEN MYRIN: I don't care.
[LAUGHS].
People are busy and going to work.
We need to find some people who are going to take me home.
Let's do it.
Would you like to take me home?
-Sure, I'd take you home.
ARDEN MYRIN: [LAUGHS].
Oh, he looked at my boobs!
Let's go check out Patrick's space!
I'm Arden Myrin.
What's your name?
ANGEL IDEALISM: I'm Angel Idealism.
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god, you are spectacular!
Would you be willing to take me to your home and to see
your apartment?
ANGEL IDEALISM: Yes, of course!
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh my god, this is going to be awesome!
I know it!
Which way do I go?
Oh my god!
You come from rock stars!
PATRICK: Oh, how can you tell?
ARDEN MYRIN: Are they real rock stars?
PATRICK: Yes.
ARDEN MYRIN: Are you really?
Who are your parents?

What was it like growing up with a rock star dad?
PATRICK: Well, it had its challenges.
ARDEN MYRIN: For sure.
PATRICK: But I do remember some very interesting weird
little moments.
And just kind of enriching, but also--
ARDEN MYRIN: Crazy.
PATRICK: Yeah.
ARDEN MYRIN: Ooh!
Oh, the mother lode!
[MUSIC PLAYING--HANDEL, "HALLELUJAH CHORUS"]

ARDEN MYRIN: You must lay really good bricks.
-It has heat on in here.
And then you have--
ARDEN MYRIN: What?
-Jets coming from the other side and all this.
ARDEN MYRIN: What a minute.
-I actually wind up--
ARDEN MYRIN: Wait a minute.
---drowning myself.
ARDEN MYRIN: Wait a minute.
-I didn't turn these on, obviously.
ARDEN MYRIN: There's five shower heads.
And the world's largest shower head on top.
-Yeah.
ARDEN MYRIN: It's like the size of a pizza.
-Yeah.
ARDEN MYRIN: These are the McKibbin Lofts?
-Yes.
ARDEN MYRIN: OK, these are legendary!
-The infamous McKibbin Lofts.
ARDEN MYRIN: These are the infamous McKibbin Lofts.
Look at this!
Oh my god, I love it!
Black painted ceilings.
Four chandeliers!
You don't have to have a big space to have four
chandeliers.
-[LAUGHS]
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh, I feel good about myself in here.
It's like everything's safe and it's gonna actually
finally work out in life.
[LAUGHTER]
ARDEN MYRIN: So nice to meet you!
-Hey, you're Arden Myrin.
ARDEN MYRIN: [LAUGHS].
Do you want to put a shirt on, or you all right?
You look good.
-Great.
-Yeah, I'll put a shirt on.
ARDEN MYRIN: You don't need to.
It's just for your own sake.
I prefer you like this.
This is just like every McMansion
in Scottsdale, Arizona.
ANGEL IDEALISM: Come on in.
ARDEN MYRIN: They all have their bubble rooms.
Now what is this?
ANGEL IDEALISM: Well, that is what's called a theremin.
[THEREMIN PLAYING]
ARDEN MYRIN: Wow!
Hey, hey!
ANGEL IDEALISM: (SINGING) Oh and meet my senses.
They smell so sweet.
ARDEN MYRIN: What?
ANGEL IDEALISM: (SINGING) You'd never know.
You'd never know.
ARDEN MYRIN: No!
ANGEL IDEALISM: (SINGING) You'd never know I was from
the streets!
ARDEN MYRIN: What?
ANGEL IDEALISM: Or a bubble.
[PLAYING GUITAR AND SINGING]
ARDEN MYRIN: Patrick, I'm out of cocktail.
Will you refill this?
PATRICK: Yes, I'd be happy to.
ARDEN MYRIN: Kitty needs another drink.
Meow!
I'm taking a bath.
[SINGING]
ARDEN MYRIN: Oh!
Wait a minute!
Please [INAUDIBLE].
This is awesome!
I love your sock monkey that's like King Kong.
[SINGING]
ARDEN MYRIN: Yes!
Five dates.
I've got five dates.
All right, we'll settle your tab and let's [INAUDIBLE].
Not for you.
I need to check your ID.
Yay!
Whee!
Oh, my god!
Yes, please!
More of this, please.
I'm never leaving.
You realize that?
I could do this forever.