Sporeout 3: Part 2 (Fallout 3 / Spore Machinima)


Uploaded by machinima on 27.03.2009

Transcript:
Spore.
Spore never changes.
JUST A MOMENT!
Over here!
Get over here!
What in God's name-?
Yes!
Fuckin'-.
Cake-.
Sex toy.
Cunt-.
[punt]
I want to-.
[zipper]
We lost two good experiments...
But I'll find it.
Obviously you already know that I'm gone.
I'm completely mad.
And that's why this is a momentous occasion.
This is just the beginning!
Spore...
Spore never-.
[fart]
Spore-.
[fart]
Spo-.
[fart]
Heh heh.
Oh, ah'le-lah, isai jum'bo mae ni-ni ete'gai. (silly giberish)
[devouring]
Damn, you fat fucking psychotic peanut!
I'll be your friend.
Eh, ahh!
Yay!
Just don't shit on the ground.
We have toilets here for a reason.
I'm Archibald Carrington.
My name's Lucas Simms.
Ah! I'm King Graham of Daventry.
We're friends.
Hell, why don't you move in.
Here's the key and the deed to an empty house.
Peace!
Here you are!
Allow me to introduce myself...
I'm your new rowboat. I'm Funny Butt.
Ah!
I don't dick around.
I fuck more Moira Brown.
Allow me to replicate a clown.
Fuck?
Those roaches have gotten my crack.
What can I do for you? Anything!
Let me enhance your penis.
Eh?
Your pee-pee.
Eh?
I could supply sex.
Fine!
Oh, chai-gai sa'na.
[brahmin moo]
Oh my fucking goodness!
Hey, don't eat that.
[chomp chomp]
What the hell? NO!
Little fucker, come back here with my sweet-meat!
[boing]
Megaton Citizen: Look out!
[thud]
Gaili buit'sa la ba ma...
Choo-nah-me-ma (x12)
Aloh, le'kaya!
Hey, you've got no ears!
At least you look like a teddy bear...
Or a baby. I like that.
I need to make a dozen babies.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it?
Ach...
I know, right?
I figure everyone can pay for them.
You got caps for me?
Most advanced technology...
Capable of producing life from complete garbage.
Life is born...
My child!
God, the head is bigger than me.
Disgusting!
Are you ready for your surprise?
Good thing Butch misplaced that switchblade of his. Ha ha!
Just a little cut...
[whine]
It's okay, it's okay.
I know just the right kind of kiss to make it better.
[whimper]
Damn junk!
Hi.
Banging on that radio?
Yeah.
Work, please!
God damn shit radio!
Gob.
Yeah?
I don't care.
What?
The Enclave station comes in fine.
Oh, good, good.
Stupid dick!
Dammit, come on!
Work!
Just give it up, Gob.
Come on, work!
You're not going to get anything.
[radio show music]
Alright, my favorite stories.
RADIO: You're listening to The Adventures of Argyle!
RADIO: Todays episode... That Girl We Came In!
Ahh! Jesus Christ!
RADIO: I find the ghoul stinks.
RADIO: Go fuck yourself.
Hmm... I see nice, cushy fun-bags.
RADIO: We'd been picking their behinds... when I noticed your dick.
RADIO: Isn't that shit?
RADIO: That's shit, and I just shit.
RADIO: Looks like my man-servant is going to violate Miss Chase.
Wait... Son of a bitch!
Every day, it's the same damn thing.
RADIO: Try me, zombie.
RADIO: What is the meaning of this?
RADIO: So you do know where it is?
RADIO: I-, I-! [panting] I'm cumming!
RADIO: Ugghhh...
Billy Creel: Hoo-wee!
What!?
Olah. I'm the Planters Peanut guy.
Charming... Go away!
[panting]
Oh la sa'la jiga mumba jaya!
Shh... you're ruining the moment.
[panting]
Do it.
You better do it...
You will cum!
Solala chi'keh bomyasi...
Hmm... I'd love to spend time with you.
I'll do you, no charge.
ZOOOOOOOOOOM!
I like her. Chi yeshu niba!
Fook, fook. Fook!
Oh-ah, jiga butt!
[panting]
Woah, it's hard! Oh.
Jesus!
[panting and moaning]
[exhausted groan]
Wow, goddamn!
Jelly Day, hali ma du jaigasa.
Don't be gone too long.
Hey, little fucker!
[punt]
[splat]
Ergh!
[exhausted groan]
Ah! Ahb dook.
**Closed Captioning provided by Oddbrother**