>> CAVE JOHNSON here.
Introducing the consumer version of our most popular military-grade product:
The Turret.
How do we get so many bullets in 'em?
Like this.
Plus, we fire the whole bullet.
That's 65% more bullet per bullet.
This is the same technology we've been using on robots for decades.
Heh, heh. Scares the hell out of 'em.
They come in hundreds of designer colors, including
Forest
Desert
table
An Evening At The Improv
(what idiot picked these?)
Then we box 'em up and ship 'em straight to YOUR DOORSTEP.
So you can protect the things that matter most.
>> TURRET: Good night!
>> CAVE: Just try and get close to that baby.
Hah! Your funeral.
Cave Johnson. We're done here.
