Squaresville Ep. 9 Make Out City: Squaresville w/ Mary Kate Wiles, Kylie Sparks, Tiffany Ariany


Uploaded by squaresvilleseries on 06.07.2012

Transcript:
Hey girls.
How's Grover Cleveland treating you?
Is it still make out city?
Did it ever occur to you
that maybe we don't want to be citizens of make out city?
Can we please stop saying make out city?
Whatever.
I'll have to go see a certain friend of ours.
Oh gross out city.
You smell like balls.
How would you know?
I don't know why he even bothers with Shelly.
I mean she is so Gross.
You know even Aussie can see that she is a total train wreck situation.
That is what she likes about her, OK.
She reeks of hairspray.
She's always on verge of tears,
and no matter what she's wearing
she makes sure we can see her bra.
She's got a different sense of style.
I appreciate her individuality.
You are just weirded out that she Making out with your brother.
Yes, I am weirded out by that.
Neither one of them have
any common sense or inhibitions
and that is a dangerous combination.
Have you ever french-ed anyone?
You mean have I ever taken a train to make out city?
I'm being serious.
You know I haven't.
MY mom is always talking about owning our sexuality.
It's not very liberated of us.
Well it's not very slutty of us either.
My mom's a hippie hippies love sluts.
Is that true?
Yeah!
Hippies are sluts, with
political agenda and leg hair.
shook 'em up.
bandits.
These boobies aren't for you.
Oh yeah.
What's up guys?
Oh!
Oh my god you guys.
Holy hamhocks.
We didn't see you there.
What are you guys doing sneaking around in the basement?
Eating cookies.
What the heck is going on here.
I don't know, maybe you should ask the booby bandit.
You two.
Go to bed.
You, show your friend to the door.
And you--your bra is showing.
I really don't want to hang out with Shelly anymore.
[xx] What?
her bra.
It was leopard print.
Classy.
Oh man, what a couple
Ozzy and Shelly make.
What's the weirdest couple you've ever seen?
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