Пороблено в Україні. Выпуск 6. "Секс в ПГТ"


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Sex in the village (P.G.T - Posyolok Gorodskogo Tipa)
my name is Carry Ilinishnova
I am a columnist of a "Sex in the village" topic in the magazine "Krestyanka" (peasant)
where I write all the dirty details about my girls sex lives
meet my girls
here is Charlotte Nikiforonovna
Charlotte's life motto: There are no ugly men!
could be her visions fault? -6.0 on both eyes
watch
told you so
and there is Samantha Tichonovna
Samantha is our local superstar she is our celebrity
WALL PAINTING: SAMANTHA IS A BITCH
her sex adventures always ends up on a front page of the news magazine
and here is my friend Miranda Egorovna
her personal beauty secret her strong supportive legs
and because of that, she always wears...
her high-heels
one evening, we gathered together at our most fashinable place in the village
and enjoyed our faboulous cocktails
Miranda had a lot to tell
since she slept with a milk operator
who left her in a good mood and two sacks of fodder
- Girls I am telling you, if it wasn't for the morning milking, I would have gone into the 3rd round
- Yeah and your man put his stuff back in
and went to visit other females
- Carry and how did your night turn out?
And I had nothing to brag about
I did have a romance with my combine driver
but since it was a harvest season
the only thing he made love to...
his harvester
Samantha couldn't enjoy the moment
chemistry with her new boyfriend
wasn't really top notch
DIE B***!!!
we couldn't agree more
on the only possible cure for Samantha's problem...
was shopping
and shopping, we could spend all days long on
having the money - isn't important
having an excellent taste
will dress you beatifully even in a grocery store
but excellent dress is not enough for real man
main weapon of woman is confidence in herself
Every day every girl of our village goes to the dancing club
- Came again!
Only here every real girl gets a chance to become a real woman
- Hi Myranda! I am free again...
Fedor - Myranda's ex-boyfriend. Made numb in clink one and a half years for a fight. Now he very proud of his freedom.
- So, would you want to re-make our relations?
Myranda did not want. She looked for man with which is about what to talk.
- Hey! - What? - What? - Get out!
But Samanta have became qeen of the party.
In a hour Kolka and Fedka fought for Samanta
and against her - Vaska and polisman.
But situations like this helps to get real love.
SAMANTA IS A BITCH
- Stop! Die bitch!
I have understood at that moment: clever, rich and pretty man is not important in our village. Main that he is simply be.
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