Задний Дракон ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ [Behind Dragon]
Uploaded by ThisIsHorosho on Oct 26, 2011
Transcript:
Sup, I’m Stas Davidov!
First vid was sent by Semensabaka.
And we like to thank people who mess around with Car DVR Black Box for this video [Car Digital Video Recorder FTW]
Woman: (on the phone) ....it won’t grow too big, but not too small either...
Man: F*ck, who needs traffic lights!
Woman: Yeah, really. (on the phone) Ah, it’s Roma complaining about a f*cktard crossing the red lights.
[surprise in: 3] [SURPRIIIISE]
[surprise in: 2] [SURPRIIIISE]
[surprise in: 1]
[SURPRIIIISE]
Woman: Ah, he’s an epic blockhead, where’s he goin’?
Man: I dunno where’s he going
Woman: Pfft, he also turned on the blinkers...
And “Mr. I ain’t giving myself away 2011”[Misteriaintgivingmyselfawaytwothousandeleven] award goes to..... the owner of AA2909IC car plate!
I think someone’s going to lose the licence thanks to TiX [serves him right!]
Woohoo!
Obviously a nerd behind the wheel! [our guy %)]
Shit, red light! Ctrl+Z
Wooo! I am Prince of Persia!! [and Bangs of Time]
But if he runs over a pedestrian - he’ll hit him again in reverse
and pretend that the guy fell on the road and died himself [happens to the best of us]
Nah, maybe the guy just thought about what he’s done [rethinks]
And now is fixing his mistakes!
Now he needs to repeat it 50 times to build on the success [repetitio est m-mater...]
And of course, let’s not miss the chance!
And This is horosho!
This vid is called [Clever Cat]
And in a couple of days 200.000 people watched the cat being clever
So it’s like this - his master built a door bell for the cat from an old alarm clock [like on Scrapyard]
What? He’s eating your cream and doesn’t hear shit?
Try harder! [upgrade those skills]
WOOOW what a clever cat! Oooooooh! That’s fucking smart! [unlike Stas, clearly]
Says you!
It’s as old as the last century! My cat writes me sms! [says Stas]
And it doesn’t distract him from driving
Plus, i’ve checked out Cats vs Dogs a while ago
They do better shit than this! [if you know what i mean ;)]
[cat] My friends’ dog can give a paw! [PWND]
Suck a fly, Clever Cat!
Cmon guys, those are just conditional reflexes
Pavlov was doing it in the beginning of the last century! [before it went mainstream]
[Pavlov’s cat]
Painful to imagine what the cat had to go through to perfect his button pressing skill!
Owner said that it took 15 minutes and a sausage
Can you imagine that?
A whole 15 minutes of beating with a sausage...[15 minutes]
Kuklachev looks like an old cat lady compared to this monster!
And this is horosho!
Third vid was sent by Hunter666MJ
And here we have a guy who sets a Guiness record [a record for...] for the Guiness book of world records [what else]
There’s only one problem. This guy is japanese [no racism]
Bruce Lee with balls of steel! [Behind Dragon!]
Captain Ironbutt! [The Last Avenger]
Only a complete idiot would try and kick this guy’s ass!
Same as kicking a rock.
How sad that they also know about Guiness book of records in Japan [sad desu! :(]
I wonder how he discovered his gift
Ughh..... Yeah! I’m ready to do it again and again!
And walked away with a victorious walk
If you know what i mean
These records are records only because noone would do this sort of shit
Oh, wait. Here’s the info that some dude from France beat the record and in a minute cracked 9 nuts more!
Welcome to the club, France! [dangerous]
Je n'ai mangé pas six jours!
And this is horosho!
And the question was sent by MLetis
Where’s my bear?
Where is MLetis’s bear? [Where’s mah bear!]
Leave your interesting answers here on YouTube!
By the way, heavy metal band “Ametist” is making a music video and everyone can participate in creating it!
All the info is here, click it, it’ll open in a new window.
Me and my band already participated.
That’s all folks, I’m Stas Davidov. Subscribe, thumb-up and send your videos here [thisishorosho.ru] to the “На Обзор” section.
So... ummm... yeah... better let her ask it
Do you eat shit?
It all started when i was 5...
Only before going to work, so i wouldn’t smell like garlic
Eat shit? What boorishness!!! I nom it
Shit! *para pa pa paaaa* I’m Loving It
It’s like this.. No soup - eat poop! >:D
I don’t eat shit, it’s bad for my figure.
Wait, so there’s another way to clean up after your cat? O_O
I eat ROLTON. It’s much worse....
Chocolate it twice as good if doesn’t taste like shit)
Get your hands off!
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First vid was sent by Semensabaka.
And we like to thank people who mess around with Car DVR Black Box for this video [Car Digital Video Recorder FTW]
Woman: (on the phone) ....it won’t grow too big, but not too small either...
Man: F*ck, who needs traffic lights!
Woman: Yeah, really. (on the phone) Ah, it’s Roma complaining about a f*cktard crossing the red lights.
[surprise in: 3] [SURPRIIIISE]
[surprise in: 2] [SURPRIIIISE]
[surprise in: 1]
[SURPRIIIISE]
Woman: Ah, he’s an epic blockhead, where’s he goin’?
Man: I dunno where’s he going
Woman: Pfft, he also turned on the blinkers...
And “Mr. I ain’t giving myself away 2011”[Misteriaintgivingmyselfawaytwothousandeleven] award goes to..... the owner of AA2909IC car plate!
I think someone’s going to lose the licence thanks to TiX [serves him right!]
Woohoo!
Obviously a nerd behind the wheel! [our guy %)]
Shit, red light! Ctrl+Z
Wooo! I am Prince of Persia!! [and Bangs of Time]
But if he runs over a pedestrian - he’ll hit him again in reverse
and pretend that the guy fell on the road and died himself [happens to the best of us]
Nah, maybe the guy just thought about what he’s done [rethinks]
And now is fixing his mistakes!
Now he needs to repeat it 50 times to build on the success [repetitio est m-mater...]
And of course, let’s not miss the chance!
And This is horosho!
This vid is called [Clever Cat]
And in a couple of days 200.000 people watched the cat being clever
So it’s like this - his master built a door bell for the cat from an old alarm clock [like on Scrapyard]
What? He’s eating your cream and doesn’t hear shit?
Try harder! [upgrade those skills]
WOOOW what a clever cat! Oooooooh! That’s fucking smart! [unlike Stas, clearly]
Says you!
It’s as old as the last century! My cat writes me sms! [says Stas]
And it doesn’t distract him from driving
Plus, i’ve checked out Cats vs Dogs a while ago
They do better shit than this! [if you know what i mean ;)]
[cat] My friends’ dog can give a paw! [PWND]
Suck a fly, Clever Cat!
Cmon guys, those are just conditional reflexes
Pavlov was doing it in the beginning of the last century! [before it went mainstream]
[Pavlov’s cat]
Painful to imagine what the cat had to go through to perfect his button pressing skill!
Owner said that it took 15 minutes and a sausage
Can you imagine that?
A whole 15 minutes of beating with a sausage...[15 minutes]
Kuklachev looks like an old cat lady compared to this monster!
And this is horosho!
Third vid was sent by Hunter666MJ
And here we have a guy who sets a Guiness record [a record for...] for the Guiness book of world records [what else]
There’s only one problem. This guy is japanese [no racism]
Bruce Lee with balls of steel! [Behind Dragon!]
Captain Ironbutt! [The Last Avenger]
Only a complete idiot would try and kick this guy’s ass!
Same as kicking a rock.
How sad that they also know about Guiness book of records in Japan [sad desu! :(]
I wonder how he discovered his gift
Ughh..... Yeah! I’m ready to do it again and again!
And walked away with a victorious walk
If you know what i mean
These records are records only because noone would do this sort of shit
Oh, wait. Here’s the info that some dude from France beat the record and in a minute cracked 9 nuts more!
Welcome to the club, France! [dangerous]
Je n'ai mangé pas six jours!
And this is horosho!
And the question was sent by MLetis
Where’s my bear?
Where is MLetis’s bear? [Where’s mah bear!]
Leave your interesting answers here on YouTube!
By the way, heavy metal band “Ametist” is making a music video and everyone can participate in creating it!
All the info is here, click it, it’ll open in a new window.
Me and my band already participated.
That’s all folks, I’m Stas Davidov. Subscribe, thumb-up and send your videos here [thisishorosho.ru] to the “На Обзор” section.
So... ummm... yeah... better let her ask it
Do you eat shit?
It all started when i was 5...
Only before going to work, so i wouldn’t smell like garlic
Eat shit? What boorishness!!! I nom it
Shit! *para pa pa paaaa* I’m Loving It
It’s like this.. No soup - eat poop! >:D
I don’t eat shit, it’s bad for my figure.
Wait, so there’s another way to clean up after your cat? O_O
I eat ROLTON. It’s much worse....
Chocolate it twice as good if doesn’t taste like shit)
Get your hands off!
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