Happy Gilmore (6/9) Movie CLIP - Happy Goes Ballistic (1996) HD

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I think you should use a five iron. You think so?
Give me my wedge.
##Matty told Hatty about a thing she saw ##
Ha! Ha! [ Imitates Gunshot ] ##Had two big horns ##
Five iron, huh? Well, you're fired. Bye-bye. ##And a woollyjaw ##
## Woolly bully ##
Whoa! [ Crowd Cheers ]
## Woolly bully Woolly bully ##
## Woolly bully #### Whoo! Yee-haw!
Yee-haw.! What are ya doin', Happy, ridin' a bull?
You're actin' like a damn fool!
[ Cheering ] Whee! Whee!
[ Laughing ]
[ Moos ] Doin'the bull dance.
Feelin' the flow. Workin' it. Workin' it.
On the 1 8th green, Shooter McGavin is putting for the win.
Maybe it's just me, but his crowd seems unusually small...
for this type of moment.
[ Man ] Great.! [ Imitates Gunshot ]
[ Lundquist ] Most people have found their way over to Happy Gilmore.
He's been the talk of the course with his huge drives...
and his amazingly bizarre behavior.
He's on the 1 7th green right now having a little trouble closing out his day.
Happy, the ball itself has its own energy or life force, if you will.
Its natural environment is in the hole.
So why don't you send him home?
His bags are packed. He's got his airplane tickets.
Bring him to the airport. Send him home.
[ Chuckles ] Yeah. Send him home.
I just send him home. It's time to go home there, ball.
- [ Crowd Moans ] Ohh! - You son-of-a-bitch ball. Why didn't you just go home?
That's your home! Are you too good for your home? Answer me!
Suck my white ass, ball.!
[ Crowd Shouting ] Oh! Oh!
[ Grunting ]
[ Happy Cursing, TV Bleeping ] Put out a press release...
concerning Happy Gilmore being thrown off the tour.
I want a draft by 6:00 p.m. You're right.
He was outta line. Behavior completely unacceptable. [ Bleeping Continues ]
But you know, golf has been waiting for a player like this:
a colorful, emotional working-class hero.
I will not tolerate behavior like this. Gilmore is gone.
I just got a call from the Dallas Open.
Their phones have been ringing off the hook with people who want to see Happy.
They just sold out. Already?
He's a little rough around the edges, but let me work with him.
[ Bleeping ] Piece of monkey sh--.! Okay.
Fine. But he's your responsibility.
If he cleans up his act, he can stay. If he doesn't, it's your ass.
And anymore of this-- [ Bleeping ] Sucking co--.!
[ Grunts ] There, you fu--in' motherf-- And he's gone.
[ Bleeping Continues ] You pu--y.!-itch.! You play it where it lies.!