The Key of Awesome - Glitter Puke (Tik tok parody) lyrics

Uploaded by filltheform on 24.05.2010

Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in a tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up tequilla and glitter
I'm spending every morning with my head in the s**tter
Got vomit in my hair
But I'm way too sick to care
Now I'm fallin' down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
Then I'm almost at the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh crap, not again
It's an intervention
It's cool, I'm fine
I can stop at any time
That's a lie You won't try
Now you've made your mother cry. Look!
I'm outta here This is queer I just drank a couple beers
Don't leave We love you We even hired Dr. Drew
This pattern needs to end
I think I have to puke again
So, I decide to stay, but my head is still reeling Then they all go down the line talkin' bout their feelings
It makes me sad when I see brush your teeth with Jack Also you borrowed my gold bike and never gave it back
Stop showing off your butt You're making young girls act like sluts And you're starting to get a beer gut
This behavior is a dead end P. Diddy is not your friend You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan L-L-L-L-Lohan
This is whack I feel trapped
We just want the old Kesha back
Screw you Dr. Drew And your stupid camera crew
Hey you don't have to shout We're just trying to help you out
Okay It's time you know This is just a video I don't drink Or pee in sinks
That's just what I want my fans to think It's all an act And in fact It's even in my contract
Video by: The Key of Awesome Lyrics by: The Key of Awesome Subbed by: jojó-chan
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