Knocked Up (7/10) Movie CLIP - Pink Eye (2007) HD


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Transcript:
Since when do we lock this fucking thing? Come on!
We can't go, dude. Sorry.
Holy crap! What happened?
We got pink eye.
What, you giving each other butterfly kisses or something?
Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. That's not how you get pink eye.
You get it from poo particles making their way into your ocular cavities.
Hey, Ben. How's it going? BEN: Yo.
l farted on Jason's pillow as a practical joke.
He farted on Jonah's, thinking it was mine,
and then eventually pink-eyed my pillow.
l'm not proud of any of this, but l think we've all forgiven each other.
But we can't go anywhere.
You can get pink eye from farting in a pillow?
Totally. Mmm-hmm.
That's awesome!
Yeah, but you got to be bare-assed.
Jesus, Martin got it bad!
What, did someone take a dump right in your eye?
No. No pink eye for me.
l'm just really high.
Well, stay back, guys. l got to get my suit, okay?
(IMITATING RETCHING)
BEN: Fuck you.
Are you Debbie's husband?
Yeah.