I Love You, Man (4/9) Movie CLIP - Open House (2009) HD


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Transcript:
Thank you for eating.
I'm the first one, huh? Yeah.
I never understood why people are so afraid to eat at an open house.
I know.
Why's ferrigno selling?
Oh, he bought a place in jackson hole.
Ah!
Yeah, I think he's tired of the hollywood grind.
Right.
You know, I've always wanted a pad with a giant lou ferrigno statue,
So I think I've found it.
He's got one.
You're wasting your time with that couple. Just fyi.
Why do you say that?
I saw the guy pull in. He's driving a saab 9.3,
Which, I'm not a snob, it's a great car, but it costs $30,000.
This house must be, what, 4, $4.2 million?
Doesn't quite compute, right?
Well, I hope that's not the case.
He told me he was gonna make an offer.
I think he's trying to impress that girl he hasn't slept with yet.
The feng shui. Yeah.
How do you know that?
Well, it's body language, you know?
Look, that guy needs to fart.
It's pretty clear, but he doesn't know her well enough
To do it in front of her, so I assume they haven't slept together.
I like it. You okay?
Yeah, no, I'm fine. I'm good.
He does seem to be clenching.
Yeah, he doesn't wanna fart.
Watch. When he gets enough space,
He's gonna let one rip, I guarantee you.
Oh! That's a good move.
"hey, go check out the kitchen, honey. I'll meet you in there."
Okay. Yeah.
Sydney: Now watch.
He's making his move slowly. Slowly but surely. Watch the leg.
Wait for it. Wait for it. Fart.
Boom. That's a fart, motherfucker.
Oh, my god.
Sydney: That's a fucking fart. Peter: Oh, my god!
Look at him crop-dusting across your open house. It's a disgrace.
He farted in my open house.
He sure did.
Man: You know what, guy?
I like it, but I'm thinking it might be a little bit small.
Totally, and it smells like fart.
Woman: What? Man: Never mind.
Let's take off, baby. Come on.
Sydney: Roll down the windows in that car, sweetheart.
You called that. That was like a play-by-play.
That's amazing. You called that!
Yeah. Well, I know my farts.
Unbelievable.