So you finally bought the game
What do you think?
Well... It's...
Blocky...
Don't worry, you'll enjoy It a lot more when you had start playing. Uuuh what's this? No, no, stay away of It. God D***it.
Is this your house?
It's classy. You think this is classy. Whats? Whats in here? Dude stay away of it. God d***it.
Do you have any diamonds? Yes. Can I have some? No. Why noot? You have to find your own, that's the point of this game.
Aaahh... Is this an oven? Yes, dude, don't play with that. Wooooo. Is this cake?
Dude, seriously, leave my sh*t alone! I don't know what to dooo. That's why you have to learn how to play the game.
This game's boring. That's why you have to work! But nobody's teaching me. What do you think I'm trying to do?!
All right what's the first thing I'm supposed to do? Every newbie starts out punching trees.
Punching trees? What are you? A retard?
Just follow me.
All right. You see this tree?
Yeah. You see this beautiful mother f**king tree. Yes, I see It. Punch It. Punch It?
Yes.
Uh... wow Einstein it's not doing anything.
hold them mouse pressed.
Aah... D**n It...
Holy f**k!
I did It! I DID IT!
Well, did you see how easy that was? Will you be the father of my baby's?
Ahaha... I have to go but I'll be back in like ten minutes you play around with this
okay?
Aaah... Punching trees sucks the ass.
(Sings)
Uh... What's this?
"Flint and steel"
OOOH. JESUSCHRIST! OH F**K! OH, I NEVER THOUGHT I'LL PUT THAT ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! OH SH*T! OH SH*IT! OH F**K! I'M ON FIRE!
fought by half and those about to do with active at i couldn't help but feel
Hey man, I was about to go in but I came back. I could feel that I left you with... OOOH F**K! Dude, you burnt down my f**king house... Hehey, look at that.
You are a f**king griefer. What's a griefer?
I
AM
GOOOOD!
