There's chocolate all over this ball.
Look, mr. Buttermaker, quit bugging me about my food.
People are always bugging me about it.
My shrink says that's why I'm so fat.
You're not doing me any good so just quit it!
Okay, okay, okay.
All right, look alive. Let's get one.
Are you ready? Let's get one out there.
Engelberg? What?
That is a bunt-- b-u-n-t.
The catcher is supposed to pick up the bunt...
And throw it to first base.
How was I supposed to know? You made such a big deal yelling out to them.
Diversionary tactic, engelberg. Now get the ball.
Why are you always picking on me? What did I do to you?
Quit your bellyaching and throw the ball to first base!
[glass breaking] [boy]estupido. Don't blame me.I didn't even knowit was your car.
It's dumb, parking it so close to the field anyway.
All right, boys.
Let's get back to basics.
This is a baseball.
The object of the game is to keep the baseball...
Within the confines of the playing field. Wait a minute!
You don't think we know what a ball is?
I don't think I like that kind of talk.
He's been in enough fights this week already. We keep playing like this,we'll be the laughingstockof the league.
What do you expect? All we got on this team...
Is a bunch of jews, spics, niggers, pansies,
And a booger-eating moron.
Tanner, you should be reminded from time to time...
That you're one of the few people on this team...
Who's not a jew, spic, nigger, pansy,
Or booger-eating moron.
So you better cool it, or we may be disposed to beat the crap out of you.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
Cut it out!
Now, guys, somebody's gonna pay for this windshield.
And I think, engelberg, it's gonna be your father.
Bullshit. [honking]