[ Man In Crowd ]Oh !
Of course they are.
That's what it's all about, isn't it ?
[ Laughing ] That's what it's always been about !
Gifts ! Gifts.
Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts.
You wanna know what happens to your gifts ?
They all come to me. In your garbage.
You see what I'm saying ? In your garbage !
[ Crowd Chattering ] I could hang myself with all the bad...
Christmas neckties I found at the dump ! And the avarice.
The avarice never ends !
"I want golf clubs." "I want diamonds." "I want a pony...
so I can ride it twice, get bored, and sell it to make glue !"
Look, I don't wanna make waves.
But this whole Christmas season is...
stupid, stupid, stupid ! [ Gasping, Groaning ] There is, however,
one teeny-tiny... Christmas tradition...
I find...
quite meaningful.
Mistletoe.
Now, pucker up and kiss it, Whoville !
Uh-oh. Somebody's fabulous !
All right, your turn ! Go on ! That way !
- Aah ! - Uh !
Yah ! Grr !
Let's go ! No !
Excuse me, old-timer.
Mind if I wet my whistle ?
Well, uh--
That's my good stuff ! [ Shattering Sound ] Burn, baby!Burn !
Ha-ha-ha ! Hee-hee-hee !
Oh, wow.
Oh, the Whomanity !
