"Robots Attack" Director's Cut! - Written By A Kid Ep 6 by Jimmy Marble


Uploaded by geekandsundry on Aug 22, 2012

Transcript:

RECEPTIONIST: Thank you for calling the dentist's office.
How may I serve you?
MALE SPEAKER: Hi.
Hello.
I would like to make a 3 o'clock appointment.
RECEPTIONIST: There's someone booked for 3 o'clock.
MALE SPEAKER: Yes, OK, but I have to--
RECEPTIONIST: Does 3:30 work?
MALE SPEAKER: Well, OK, but I'm not happy about this.
I'm a--
RECEPTIONIST: Hello.
Do you have an appointment?
MALE SPEAKER 2: Yes, I have a 2:30 appointment.
RECEPTIONIST: OK.
When we call your name, go on in.

MAILE: Hey, have you ever heard the story of how the
dentist used to make evil robots?
MARCO: Nope.
Never.
MAILE: Well, whatever.
Here goes the story.
It all started in America.
He was building robots.
Nice, kind of evil robots.
Just like him.
He was part robot.
He did it to himself to be stronger.
He didn't have a family.
He only had his grandma.
He called them his robot family.

He made the robots lasers.
He tried to shoot a wall.
It went straight through.
He went and said, "Go destroy California."
MARCO: Why California?
MAILE: Texas, California.
MARCO: Why there?
MALE SPEAKER: Shh.
MAILE: Because that's where he went to school, and that's
where the bullies were bullying him.

The evil scientist set the robots to destroy.

He had to go to his grandma's house because she
was dying of sickness.
She was like him -- part robot.
ROBOT DENTIST: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
GRANDMA: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
ROBOT DENTIST: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
GRANDMA: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
ROBOT DENTIST: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
GRANDMA: [SPEAKING SPANISH]
MAILE: She passed.
She was about to say, "I love you," but she didn't finish
her sentence.
The evil scientist was depressed.
Sad.
Felt really terrible.

So he ran and ran, until he reached the robots.

ROBOT DENTIST: Stop!
I know I programmed you to destroy here.
But stop!
My grandma just passed, and I assume that everybody is going
to feel the way that she just felt.
And now I realize that I'm being horrible.
I almost cried.
Please.
I like smiling.
FEMALE ROBOT: We don't care about your grandma.
FEMALE ROBOT 2: We want to attack the city.

MAILE: The people of Texas were so happy.
They were now safe.
MAYOR: Here's the key to the city.
MAILE: And because of the evil scientist's bravery, they
threw him a celebration party.

ROBOT DENTIST: I, the scientist with the key to the
city, am giving up evil for good and becoming a dentist.

I will never make an evil robot again.

MARCO: That was beautiful
MAILE: Yeah, I'm a great story-teller.

ROBOT DENTIST: Marco.