[Neilson]Incoming, gentlemen.[Sol] Ay-yi-yi.
[Sighs] Deep breaths. [Sol]Nash, you mightwant to stop...
shuffling your papers for five seconds.
I will not buy you gentlemen beer. [Bender]Oh, we're not herefor beer, my friend. [John] Oh.[Sol Chuckles]
Does anyone else feel she should be moving in slow motion?
Will she want a large wedding, ya think?
Shall we say swords, gentlemen?
Pistols at dawn? Have you remembered nothing? Recall the lessonsof Adam Smith,
the father of modern economics.
"In competition...
[Sol and Neilson] individual ambition serves the common good."
- Exactly. - Every man for himself, gentlemen.
[Bender] And those who strike out are stuck with her friends. [Hansen]I'm not gonna strike out. [Sol]You can lead a blonde to water,but you can't make her drink. - I don't think he said that.- [Sol] Nobody move... She's looking over here.She's looking at Nash. [Hansen]Oh, God. He may havethe upper hand now,
but wait until he opens his mouth. [Laughing]Remember the last time? [Bender]Oh, yes, that was onefor the history books.
- Adam Smith needs revision. - What are you talking about?
If we all go for the blonde, we block each other. Not a single one of usis gonna get her. So then we gofor her friends, but they will allgive us the cold shoulder... because nobody likesto be second choice.
Well, what if no one goes for the blonde? We don't getin each other's way, and we don't insultthe other girls.
That's the only way we win.
That's the only way we all get laid.
[Laughs]
Adam Smith said...
the best result comes...
from everyone in the group doing...
what's best for himself, right?
That's what he said, right?
Right. Incomplete.
Incomplete, okay?
Because the best result will come...
from everyone in the group...
doing what's best for himself...
and the group.
Nash, if this is some way for you to get the blonde on your own, you can go to hell. Governing dynamics.
Governing dynamics. Adam Smith...
was wrong.
[Sol] Oh, here we go. [Neilson] Careful, careful.
Thank you.