The Adventures of John & Ed [Part 1]

Uploaded by jmaucere on 08.10.2012

I saw...
...a dinosaur.
It's deaf, it's got these mangly claws like a T-Rex.
A dinosaur, I tell you--
On an island. Trees. it's green--
You can use Convo. Get something---
A jeep-- something with everything on it--
Do it.
Now. Map.
That way? Where?
You call this a Jeep?
It's empty over there. Move.
What are you doing?
Let's go.
I think I found it.
Quiet. I think it's the T-Rex.
L-Looo... What?
What the hell are you doing?
I was peeing.
Get away!
I have to get something off my chest.
You know, I trust you.
About thirty years back...
I was a senior in a deaf high school.
The game-- Keep this to yourself, okay?
You know the game of Tag?
The one where we tag each other and call each other "it"?
Well, during my senior year, I got tagged once.
And I...
I've been "it" ever since. For thirty years.
For thirty friggin' years!
Me! Thirty years!
I think I found it.
The T-Rex?
It's not that!
Come on.
You Yelped this, didn't ya?
So we go back?
Of course we go back!
Where exactly did you say it was?
An island, I said. The key thing is that it's green--
That deaf man from New Zealand.
A Māori. He gave me this.
Because of this, I now have the ability to foresee the future.
Be quiet, and leave me to it. Okay?