Watsky's Making An Album: Season One Trailer


Uploaded by LOUD on 27.06.2012

Transcript:

BRYAN GOLDMAN: I have something
really big to tell you.
You have a record deal.
WATSKY: Shut your mouth.
BRYAN GOLDMAN: There's no money.
But anyways, all you have to do is write and produce the
entire album.
And you have two months.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
BRYAN GOLDMAN: 60 days.
WATSKY: [HEAVY SIGH]

CELL PHONE GUY: Yeah, he sounds like a white Urkel.
WATSKY: I don't know if you know, but I have Warren G
sitting at my table right now.

[MUSIC - WATSKY & MODY, "MODY ON THE TURNPIKE"]

GUINNESS WORLD RECORDS GUY: Ooooh.
WATSKY: Is it true that you wrote
"Toxic," by Britney Spears?
ANDY MILONAKIS: Britney Spears wasn't even in the room.
She was sippin' on a pina colada while I was
three-waying a waitress with Frank Sinatra, listening to
Afrikaa Bambaataa.

DAMIEN WAYANS: A little birdy told me you want to make hits.
Are you hungry?
WATSKY: Yes.
DAMIEN WAYANS: I want starving.
I want African baby.
Louder!
WATSKY: I'm an African baby.
DAMIEN WAYANS: Louder!
WATSKY: (SHOUTING) I'm an African baby!
I feel--
I didn't feel right.
It didn't feel right saying it.

KURT: Rooti, tooti, fruity, Louie.
What I usually do.
WATSKY: We've had this conversation, and you promised
me no more Cam'Ron quotes.
KURT: Don't you dare disrespect Cam'Ron.
He is a lyrical genius.

[MUSIC - WATSKY & MODY, "MODY ON THE TURNPIKE"]

[RAPPING]
VIOLET FROM K-TOWN: If it fits in my mouth,
then it's too small.