Go Sukashi! - Season 2 - Ep #3: Secret Origins

SUKASHI: Ahh!
EL CAPITAN: You just got a punched in
the face by El Capitan!
SUKASHI: You're going down, Strong Bad Email.
EL CAPITAN: That is not my name!
SUKASHI: Hup!
EL CAPITAN: Huh!
[LASER SOUNDS]

EL CAPITAN: You've not seen the last of El Capitan!
SUKASHI: Thundercats!
Haa!
MALE VOICE (SINGING): Go Sukashi!
Go, go Sukashi!
Go Sukashi!
Go and fight the invisible army!
Get your powers from outer space and save the human race!
Go, go!

BRIAN: Why sand dollars, Sukashi?
SUKASHI: Sand dollars frighten me.
It's time my enemies shared my dread.

BRIAN: Really?
SUKASHI: Brian, imagine, if you will, a musician who would
become a superhero.
BRIAN: [LAUGHS]
Scott Pilgrim.
SUKASHI: A superhero who was once a musician.
BRIAN: You just said that.
SUKASHI: I was on the beach!
Playing my hippie music and taking a sojourn,
when I saw the sheep.
[SHEEP BLEATS]
[BOING]
[BOING]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[SHEEP BLEATS]
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: Take the hippie sandals from your
feet, for you stand on hallowed ground.
SUKASHI: What?
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR (YELLING): Take
off those flip flops!
SUKASHI: Who are you?
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: I am the Great
Universal Sand Dollar.
Impressed?
SUKASHI: The great what?
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: The Great Universal Sand Dollar.
SUKASHI: Unilateral?
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: No, the Great--
SUKASHI: Unitarian?
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: --Universal Sand--
SUKASHI: Universe salt?
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: Silence!
I have existed since the creation of the universe in
the year of our Lord 1978.
Since then, I thought it would be totally cool to create
superheroes.
And I've chosen you to protect this realm.
The evil, hidden Rectanguloids are pan-dimensional religious
zealots who hate everything that does not share the same
shape as their God--
the fallen rectangle Nefarion.
They want to destroy your round, urchin-shaped Earth.
SUKASHI: I don't understand.
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: Only you will have the power to see
and defeat the Rectanguloids.
Now, receive the power of the sand dollar!
You are Sukashi!
SUKASHI: Awesome!
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: So I'm gonna to split.
Um, real quick, you should know that a balance must exist
in the universe, and one day your greatest enemy will work
with the Rectanguloids to destroy to Earth.
Uh, beware his return.
SUKASHI: Return?
Wait!
I'm just--
UNIVERSAL SAND DOLLAR: Uh, I can't hear you, but you should
totally start being a superhero now though!
Go Sukashi!
Yay.

SUKASHI: Rectanguloid!

And I've been at it ever since.
BRIAN: Really?
[RINGTONE SOUNDS]
SUKASHI: Sukashi hotline.
Sukashi.
THE GREEN RANDAL: Guess who this is.
SUKASHI: The Green Randal!
How did you get my number?
THE GREEN RANDAL: Pure intelligence.
But you should be worried about where the hostages are
at right now.
BRIAN: Dude, Thundercats is on.
THE GREEN RANDAL: I recommend that you go under the 7th
street bridge.
There, you will find a case.
Within that case, you will find a puzzle.
You do like puzzles, don't you, Sukashi?
Sukashi?
This is a complete waste of my minutes.