BAMF Girls Club (Ep. 1) Hermione, Katniss, Lisbeth, Buffy, Michonne, and...Bella? Move in!

When Buffy, Hermione, Katniss, Lisbeth, Michonne . . . and Bella?
move into one house
it's an utter BAMFgasm of awesomeness!
It's the BAMF Girls Club!
Flipping wizard pancakes!
Come on!
Meeting so many amazing women is going to be so magical!
Yes, this is perfectly acceptable.
Hi hi.
Oh! I didn't see you there.
I'm Hermione -- -- Granger, I know. - Oh!
You have a boyfriend with horrifying red hair,
You once wiped the memories of your own parents clean,
And you secretly enjoyed "Fifty Shades of Grindelwald."
Uh . . .
Hahaha, I don't know who told you that one!
It's funny. Not true.
I made a friend.
I am OK with sleeping in the cupboard!
because
I have room to spare in my . . . imagination!
This isn't my first reality show. Higher ground means survival.
Edward . . .
I miss you . . .
You okay?
I almost died.
I miss Edward.
That your boyfriend?
Don't worry . . .
Mine was a drag . . . literally.
But he did come in handy when I had to keep the other walkers away.
What's a walker?
A roamer. Walking dead?
Edward's dead!!
Oh. Well, I have some chains you can borrow.
I don't know a lot about the walking dead people . . .
. . . but they sound kinda hot.
Can we take that out?
Can we delete that?
It's like the first day at Sunnydale all over again. Only less Hellmouthy. And smaller cell phones.
Oh, I'm so sorry. I was hiding from Lisbeth Salander. She isn't around here, is she?
Don't worry, there's not much Mr. Pointy and I can't handle.
Oh! You're Buffy! Buffy Summers! Here, let me help you.
Accio Slayer Tools!
Thanks!
My best friend Willow, she's a witch too. Self-taught. She's pretty great. And single!
Ohhh, actually . . .
I'm involved. With a wizard.
Ohhh. Bummer. Bye!
What?
Yeah, Willow went through that stage too. Ron is like the new Oz. Tragic!
I know, I know. Gandalf. Dumbledore. Willow. But not all wizards are gay, Buffy Summers!
Not yet.
Dinner!
Thank you for the dinner, Katniss. It's . . .
Chewy . . . chew-tastic!
Is this rodent?
- No, it's wolf. - Are you sure that it is wolf?
Yes, I'm sure, unless you know someone with light brown fur, a long snout, and a white soft underbelly.
JACOB? JACOB!!! JACOB!!!!!
- Uhh . . . go Team Edward? - Obliviate!
Thanks.
Can these BAMF girls out-BAMF themselves?
Find out in next week's BAMFier, more BAMFtastic, BAMFsical episode!
"To help you make friends." Love, Peeta
Friends?
Oh, he means allies.
"Last resort." - Haymitch
That's more like it!
Hi, I'm Aliza Pearl, aka Michonne from the BAMF Girls Club.
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