[SFM Edit] Meet the Texan Engineer (+Audio Fix)

♫ [Team Fortress intro music] ♫
♫ [Acoustic guitar playing More Gun] ♫
Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like "What is beauty?"
because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
[Spy pain]
[Counter rises, bottle sounds]
[Continues playing More Gun]
Fr'instance...
How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard
from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
[Sniper pain]
The answer...
[Demoman pain]
Use a gun.
And if that don't work....
[Missles whistling]
Use more gun.
[Explosion, Sniper screams!]
[Continues playing More Gun]
Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me.
Built by me...
and you'd best hope... not pointed at you.
[Continues playing More Gun, Shooting, missles and screams.]
♫ [Team Fortress closing theme music] ♫
That there was a fine piece of work.