Okay guys! We're back
Omg... David just had the most intense segment ever
It was... the BEST segment of my life... it was..
full of fucking everything :D
Full of FEAR and HATRED
And we agreed that we're going to start off everything as...
John's to PUSSY to be here
so... *cough*
Fucking MEAN MUG THAT SHIT N****!
Ooh I actually..
oh OH, um if you guys watch carefully
The reason we didn't scream at the... the shadows
if you look carefully, when he leaves the apartments
There's shadows on the sides
The reason we didn't scream there is cause we couldn't see it on the TV
That's how friggin DARK it is...
It was really dark, like I couldn't even see, like if you if you notice I was looking at the floor cause I was basically using the floor to navigate.
So that's why I saw stairs
So yeah, we tried turning up the brightness
So if it's too bright, let us know... but
We can't see shit. Allan: It shouldn't change cause its on our TV not on the recorder.
iunno.. >_>; It's, it's dark as SH...
k enough with the jibber-jabbah!
GET STARTED!
Start this shit!
Which way.. Which way do I go... From when you..?
David: Uh... Allan: Straight
WUoahh... (Forgot grass made noise when you walk)
Okayyy heh
WUAHHHH!!! FUCKK!!
David: OOOOOOOOOH oohhhh....
Daniel: WAAAH?!?! AHH...
WAHHH!!!! AHH.. Ahh...
Okay I didn't touch anything yet okay? T_T Just so you know
WHYYYY!!? I TOOK TWO STEPS!
Just go.. just go
David: You can see stuff now. Daniel: mmmHhhh mmm
look to the left~ look to the right~
Yo you're supposed to go right.
Yeah go through the padlock.
I don't wanna.. T_T
Aww you can actually see shit.. That's nice.
That is nice. :D
I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!
That is a really nice idea, now you can see everything
Apparently he doesn't wanna see everything.
Daniel: EEHhh David: OOOOOOHHHH MY GOODNESS
That's not me.. I..
OH GOD....
It's just a bush. >_>;
OH GOD! T_T
Get the shiny, get the shiny!
Fuck you David if you push anything!
I didn't push nut'n yet.
Daniel: *Sigh of relief*
See how NICE I AM?!
Compared to YOU!
Heheh, he starts off the game with like.. three scares
Yah man.
We gotta look... Oh my god.
I wouldn't look if I were you.
Looking's bad. hehe
Which way guys? Which way?
UUHHmmm...
Inside I guess...
YO! I don't see why he's still here, he delivered his DAMN package
Yeah.. and why.. why wouldn't he just LEAVE!
You DUMB ASSHOLE!
Ken you d.. IDIOT!.. hey hey hello :D
Oh god...
2-102..?
Allan: DING DOONG! :3
UHH NOPE nope nope nope. We need... It's locked. Fuck it.
Oh god. I'm like, so fucking afraid to turn around in this game. T.T
I would be afraid to turn around.
oooh myyyy gooddd..
I mean... After all, I do have the remote. >=)
Yo fuck YOU
Fuck me :D
This is sooo fucking..
This isn't my favorite now AINT IT?!! Bitch!
Oh! Look to the left... Beyonce would look to the left~ (LOL)
whoa...what the hell?
There's not even a door there...
YO I'm fucking SCAAAARED
Guess you're going through the door? (Daniel: Where the fuck am I going?)
wuuut?? o_o?
WHoaaa!! Didn't see that one coming!
Shiny on the floor
Allan: Yo you're so screwed! Daniel: Oh yo! NO!
Daniel: NO!
Daniel: uuuNNNNNNNNNNNOOOO
You're gonna have to do it!
JUST PICK IT UP AND RUN!
Oh yeah.. I forgot you can't really run. haha :D
Room 2-102 key...
Wow isn't that just lo...
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!%!@#!@
HOOOLYYY SHIT!!!!!
AHHHHH HAH HAH!! T___T!!!
OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I didn't do anything yeeet! BOohooo~ T_T
WUAHHH!!!! (David: Whoa shit)
AHHHH!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGG!!!
kay... I guess we're going right?
I DONT WANT TO!!! T_T
*Cries* I don't want to! T_T boohoo~
MMMPPPPHHHHHH
You say that with a smile on your face :D
oh my fucking god..
WHOOOAAAA AHHH!
David: YO!!! These Japanese rooms are so... not sanitary (Daniel: AH AH AH!! I can't move! I can't move~)
Oh my god? Uuuhhh!
What is that noise?!
Daniel: UuuuHhH!!! David: Uh... I think that means... The trumpets going? (LOL?)
*Ding dong*
AHHH AHH!!
PIZZA HUT!!!
AHHHH!!
PIZZAS NOT HERE! T_T
*Daniel high pitch girl scream*
Yo you better find a place to hide man...
Daniel: AHHHH!! AHH FUCK! David: Why is it running blood?!
*tears* I don't want to
Oh my god!
Forward HO!~
Yo you better run! I think the.. I think the hair is growing. All over the place man..
I think you need to run.
Daniel: Is it really? David: I dunno..
Hey go into that room!
OH MAN... That was the.. This was the worst idea This is...
OOOH my god! Windows are bad!
OOH BATTERY BATTERY! BATTERY!
OOOH
OOH!
OOOH!!!
OH!
OOH!!
OOHHH!!
WOOOOO!~ :D
Allan: Yo stop holding B!
I'm not!
Yeah you are!
It's the only way you move
YAHHHHH!!! Woo~
Is it just me or is this really intense already?
Dude this is the most intense level thus far!
John picked a night to puss out...
Yeah he picked a GOOD night t.. OOOH NOO...
Daniel: OH FUCK! I CANT MOVE! David: OH MAN!!!! I DIDN'T DO SHIT!
Daniel: I HEARD THE DOOR! OOOOH MY GOD!!!!! David: ITS HERE!!! ITS HERE!!! ITS HERE!!!
ITS HERE!
It's... WHAT ARE YOU DOING KEN?! YOU CRAZY BITCH!
Allan: Oooh my god! David: AHHHAWHHH
WAHHHHH!!@
Allan: Oh my GOD! WHY WOULD YOU JUMP IN A CLOSET! David: NO NO NO!
YOU DON'T
JUMP
IN THAT
SHIT!
OH OH He's Metal Gear Soliding
He's Metal Gear Solid
Daniel: Wutthefuk? David: Ai.. Aim it at the circle QUICK
WHOAA!!
WHOA SHIT!
David: HOLY SHIT! OH SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Daniel: WOOOAAHH MY GAWDDD! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!
This is.. This is unex....
AHHGAHGHAHSGHHGHAOIHLKASHGO!@!$!%
WOAH WOAH!!!@
WHOA!
Allan: OH MY GAHHDD!! David: WHOA!! WHOA!!!
WH-IN THE CIRCLE IN THE CIRCLE!
...in the circle!
In...
OH MY FUCKING GOD! Allan: OH MY GAHHHD!!@!$%!
*Random loud words*
Uehhh she doesn't even know
I'M
SO
SHAKKEHHH!!!!! T_T
Daniel: *Crying*
WAOHGAOSHGKLAHHHHHGPOIH!@%$!%!@%!@
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHH!@!@!!
BOOK IT!!! OH MY GOD!
AHHAH! T_T
Whoaaa *Sigh of relief*
Daniel: UHHHHAHHHHHHHOHMYGOD!
*Panting*
Yo Ken is BADASS!
He just busted through the WALL
David: This guy j... jus...
AZOOOAHH..(lolwut) WHY?
OOoOOOhHH Fuck!
Daniel: *Screaming into hands*
*More screaming into hands*
OH
My
FUCKING
GOD!
Daniel: Yo David hasn't even done anything yet! oh my god...
I'va... I... I've been gripping the remote
I haven't even touched a button haha.. At all.
Oh fuck...
Pass me my water
Pass me my water!
OooHHH *Cough* God...
Alright guys...
Oh man...
I mean.. I don't think anybodys gotten this far at all...
I watched these other youtube videos
And they just kinda quit..
Aight you guys ready?
uhhgg... :\
Fuck...
Time to go where no man has gone BEFORE!
Where do I go? T_T
Yo this is gonna be called...
Daniel loses his shit...
OoOoOOh....
Look around.. Look around the area for some...
OH MY GOD....
FUUUCK...
OH NO! OH NO!
OH.. BATTERY!
ITS WORTH IT! Hell.. Those are...
WAHHHAHHHHAHOWAHOA
That was not m... Daniel: AHHHHHH
FUCK
They don't WORK!
People say heart.... BATTERIES!
can't.... AHHHHH!!!
THEY DONT WORK!!!!
THEYYY DONT WORRKKK!!!
They're fucking CANS!?!
JUST RUN!
Run man run!
Hoh.. Shit...
Oh man this...
Okay, there's gotta be something here but you're gonna have to risk your life!
Ooohho kay...
Oh my god...
Uuhhhhhh!!
UHhH!!!
Aww... Where's this going?
Look down.
Yo I would never look back.
It's so fucking scary...
Whoa... Whoa..
OH NO.....
WHOAA!!
WHOOOAAA!
OH NO Allan: OH NO You're not controlling it!
OOHH NOO!!!
David: Fuck my... Fuck! Allan: I'm scared! T_T
Daniel: Fuck my life!
FML FM...! Daniel: OOH OOOOOOH!!!
Oookayy it's just the light....
NOOOPE!!
ju-WUAHHHHAHHAHHHHHHHH!!!
AHHHHH!!!
GET AWAYY!!!!
NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!
BITCH!
You're ADOPTED!
AHHHHHHHHHH!%JAKSNFGAJKNASDK:! FUCK!!!
AHHHHHHHH!@@$!)*(& Allan: LITTLE BOY!!!!
RUUUUNNNN!!!!
AHHHHH!!!
UP! UP! START DOING IT!
AGHHHHHHH!!!! FUCK!
I WAS DOING IT!!! T_T
OooOoH GOD!
My head... x_x"
uhhhh.....
Oooh....
Oh.... G...
Oooh gahhhd..
Oh my god...
I think we have to redo it all...
Yeah...
Daniel: HOLY SHIIIT!... David: Wow....
Aww my...
Aight, we're gonna have to pause it here.
We'll have to cut out now.
Uh.. We're probably gonna skip ahead so...
Just skip back to where we were.
Yah! We're pausin'
Daniel: Pawwss...
David: Pause, oh shit.
Daniel: Heheh :D David: Stop it!
Sup guise!
We just finally f... Got back to the part where Daniel died.
Took fucking forever. >_>;
???: yah bro...
We found another battery!
We found LOTS of batteries.
ALRIGHT whatever so-...
Cause we can actually see the TV this time
So we can just modify the brightness
Let's do this... *Unexcited*
Fucking DOLLS and shit.
Remember the DOLLS?
No... What's over here?
It's a dumpster.
I DARE you to tou...-
WHOAA!!!
Fuck...
Knew that was going to happen.
David: Actually I didn't know Daniel: Whoa.
Did you hear that?
It was like a man screaming.
Yeah that guy just fell down that df.. dumpster
Which way... Which way do I go you said?
You DID this already. -_-"
Wewoah... Allan: Go straight
David: Nothing's here, nothing's here. Allan: Don't look at it! You're not afraid.
You have to go around, and then this is where the action sequence comes.
The fuck is happening? I don't remember this.
That's the dolls.
I swear, they're doing crazy shit.
Kay, here he goes again.
Whoa..
That's just a light.
No it isn't.. Is it? David: Yeah it's a...
YO can you like s-
Just advance the story. Everyone knows what happens
Nothing's there.
Nothing's in the drainage either.
David: Nothing's in the drain
Daniel: I'm not- I'm actually trying to just... turn.
Mmkay, this is where you're a mad bitch.
Aww....
Daniel: Where are you? ... BITCH David: So as far as we know, bitch will come out the window...
How does she do that?!
I...ono.
Wish I knew how... D:
*Stuff too quiet to comprehend*
Yeah.. This is where you run like a mad bitch.
YAH Good boy.
GOOD boy. AGAIN!
Just HAMMER it!
Keep going!
David: Keep...- What the fuck...? Daniel: Oh... My...
Fuck.. Ahhh.. AHhh~
OKAY This is all brand new SHIT!
David: WHAT THE FUCK?! Daniel/Allan: OOOOOOHHHH!!!!!! SHITOMG!
She's CRAAAWLING on the WALL!
Allan: SPIDER WOMAN! OOOH SHIIT! David: OOH SHIT Daniel: AHHHHH!!
Spiiider.. SPIiiider monster!
Spider demon!
Spider demon just dis..- Daniel: Euhhh!
WOOOooaaah OOOH!!!
OOOH SHES DOING HER SHIT!
David: CRAB WALKING! CRAB WALKING! CRAB WALKING! Allan: OOOH MY GAHHHDD!!! SHES FUCKING CRAB WALKING!@!$
GRAB THAT SHIT!
CRAB WALKING BITCH!
Crab walk! Crab walk!
RUUUUN TO YOUR TRUCK N***A!!!
RUUUN!
I don't even think that your truck would work...
Ooh....
She's gonna be behind me...
She is gonna be behind...
She is gonna RAPE you!
OOOHHH.....!!!
David: SHE IS GONNA RAPE YOU!!! Daniel: OOOOHHHH!!!
She is going to RAPE YOU!
OOoh pa...OOHHHHHHHHHHHH!%!#)(!*@#()!@
*Too loud to hear what we're saying*
AHHHH!!
Ooahh...
Ahhhww...
Oh my god?
Ken you.. Faggot bastard. >_>;
Aww.. Ken you failed man..
"All who are touched by this curse will die..."
"...and with their deaths shall..."
FUCK you. >=(
Actually borne isn't actually spelled wrong.
Is it reeeally?
REEALLY???
It's a different term.
"You are more of a kitten than a lion"
"you- Look at how easily you are startled..."
What.. You bitch.
I s...- Fuck you. >_>;
At least you've got guts.
ALRIGHT!
UUuuhhh... Chapter's done.
Allan's.. Probably gonna do- uh next.
David: No shit... Daniel: We ain't got shit Allan: hah..
What else do we... What's, what's our next level?
OOoh shit. Security guards ordEEeeeal (x2)
Allan: FUCK my life... D:
AIIIGHT! Allan's up next!
Should we... Should we pause it?
... Yes
Should we really...?