World's Worst Musical Episode 3: Pirated Content

Remember when I bought and legally downloaded Finale for music notation?
Mhm
I'm trying to load it on this computer
of course I don’t have the original activation key
so now its locked me out and it thinks I'm an internet pirate
A big scary Internet pirate.
That's probably because of your wooden leg
(in a pirate voice)  If you don't help me find that code
I'll make you walk the plank say I!
You know you're not really a pirate, right?
Yeah I know-
if I were really a  pirate I would be shooting cannonballs  
and stealing your treasure
I’m not even an internet pirate because
1. I didn’t do anything illegal
and 2. calling them pirates is stupid
They’re copyright infringers
(a disembodied pirate voice) I’m inclined to agree with ya!
Ah!
Ya see Matey
they call us pirates
but that be a gross exaggeration!
Ye! Agreed! Yar!
Why on Tuesday last on iTunes
I downloaded an episode of jersey shore
It wasn’t what we expected
The point being
I couldn't burn it to a DVD to watch later
Yar
I'll admit it
I went to a bit torrent site
and I downloaded it!
I as well!
And I acquired a terrible virus
and that's how I got
me hook!
And we’d do it again!
YARRR!!!
YO HO!
A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
YO HO!
INTERNET PIRACY!
WE’LL STEAL YOUR FILES
AND STEAL YOUR BITS
UPLOAD THEM TO PIRATE SHIPS
THEN HOIST ANCHOR
AND SAIL AWAY
TO THE FABLED PIRATE BAY
NE - VER,
PLANNED TO BUY IT ANYWAY!
(cackling)
Ya’ see matey
we just wanted to be able to enjoy our media on whatever platform we so chose
And those scallywags lock our media into D-arrrrrrrrr-M. Heh heh heh heh
WE’LL SLASH AND HACK
UNTIL WE’RE DONE
NOT WITH SWORD AND NOT WITH GUN
INSTEAD WE’LL USE
ENCRYPTED KEYS
SHARE THESE FILES WITH YOU AND ME
DOES THAT
SOUND LIKE FELONY?
YO HO!
INTERNET PIRACY!
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA (Pirate Sea Shanty)
Key change!
SO PLEDGE TO LIVE
THE PIRATE CREED
MUTINY ‘GAINST CORPORATE GREED
LET US OWN
THE THINGS WE BUY
JOIN US IN OUR PIRATE CRY
YO HO!
A PIRATE’S LIFE FOR ME
YO HO!
INTERNET PIRACY!
DA DA DA DA DA DA DA (Pirate Sea Shanty)
YAR!
World’s worst musical.
What?
-What??