What would you like to have?
3 buns please
normal ones?
No crippled ones!
Hey Baby, you don't want to die a virgin do you?
This works only if I am about to die..
Hmm.. good point..
BABY, YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN DO YOU?
Oh shit, I forgot to use a condom!
It's okay. I've got AIDS anyway..
According to this document you speak..french?
Si, si
That's Spanish..
Oooh.. so write that down, too!
[..] so we went into the bar and..
Wait a second..
Yeah?.. Oh hey!.. Yeah..Okay! See you later!.. love you too!
Who was that? Your mommy?
No, yours!
Hello? Is this the customers service?
Yes this is the customers service. What is your problem?
Well, my computer isn't working anymore.. and white smoke is coming out of it! Is it broken?
No a new pope has been elected!
Hey son, I am going to the store.. do you need anything?
Well..tonight I am going out with some girls and could need some "protection"!
Son?
Yeah?
Your face is protection enough!
Mommy, mommy..but I don't want to go to Africa!
Shut up and keep on swimming!
(Find the hidden penis in the cartoon to become the "Dick of the week" + comment where!)
