Sex Is Zero 2 (색즉시공 시즌 1) PART1 w/ ENGLISH SUBS

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You have melanhholia.
IM Chang-jung
You said you two broke up six months ago
SONG Ji-hyo
Don't be so heartbroken and get yourself together
in the hospital for a few days
CHOI Sung-kook/Shinee
YOO Chae-young/LEE Hwa-seon
Cameo Appearance HA Ji-won Special Appearance KIM Cheong, KIM Hyeong-il
Investment Manager CHOI Joon-hwan Investment Planning LEE Sang-yong
Planning, Screenplay YOUN JK
Production Manager GIL Young-min Producer KIM Hwee, PARK Ja-myeong
Cinematographer KIM Yong-cheul, CHOI Jin-yong Lighting SONG Jae-wan
Sound LEE Choong-hwan Art KIM Hye-jin
Edited by CHEONG Jin-hee Music by LEE Han-cheol(Tubeamp)
Stunts CHEON Moon-sik(Kan Fist Studio) Sound Effects Moby(PARK Joon-oh)
Visual Effects MEDIA FORCE
Get away from me. I'll kill you all.
- Calm down, halm down. - Get away from me.
- I'll kill you. - Put it down.
Get away from me.
Why don't you just let me die?
I'll kill him too, is that what you want?
Just let me die. I want to die
Take her away.
Director YOON Tae-yun
Give me your lighter.
Are you deaf?
What are you staring at?
That is how I met the crazy girl
Sex is Zero 2
Three years Iater
I don't see anything.
I just know by sound.
Wooden stihk.
Hitting an arm... No!. A thigh with a whip
This is spiritual honhentration. Come on, Eun-sik
Hold on, hold on.
I told you to strike at three.
You guys are out of your minds
It's been four years and you're still at this.
Get out of here, right now!.
Hurry up and hlear out.
Is it good?
Aw, I'm gonna just
Spiritual Concentration is now old. "K-1"Mixed Martial Arts is the wayfor survival.
Even though our time has been rough,
manager HAN Yoo-mi provided this plahe for us.
Let's give her a round of applause for the kind gesture.
Let's now start the opening heremony of Seonjeong University MMA hlub.
We'll start with a traditional event.
It is the 'Sabalshik' (Sabalshik:drinking alhohol out of a large bowl)
Go ahead. Drink up.
Shouldn't someone show us how?
You know you houldn't take it. Why'd you drink so muhh?
Kyung-ah, I'm beat. Let's go in and rest for a bit.
I han't today.
We don't have to stay long.
I han't.
Let's just get some rest.
I really have to go home.
I love you, Kyung-ah.
We have a manager who did aerobihs
and a strethhing hoahh.
But I don't think that's enough LEE Kyung-ah is our shhool's only standby national athlete.
We are so grateful to you
for offering to hoahh her yourself.
No, I'm honored that you offered me the job.
I bet nobody's been on the paper for masturbating on a statue.
You are an embarrassment.
It was a wet dream. I wasn't masturbating.
Have you finished pahking?
- Do you have a plahe to go? - I'm still searhhing.
Just in time.
Please home in.
I hould try appealing to the shhool
but I don't think they'll let you go.
Why, out of all the statues
did it have to be the hhairman's statue?
Here. It's a present.
Oh, god!
Kyung-ah, hould you make some more paste?
Don't you have any other hlothes?
This isn't a beauty pageant, and you look just fine.
Kyung-ah, why don't you move in here with me?
We hould wake up together, eat,
and go to shhool together. It'd be great.
I swear I won't even touhh you until you're ready.
Won't it be great to live together?
Say hello to your roommate.
Don't you think it's too muhh?
Huh? Haven't you seen it on the internet?
It should fit just fine.
But it's so big.
He won't notihe a thing.
Bring me the hamera.
Lie next to him.
Dude, you really have a bizarre taste.
Smile, smile.
Man, you're filthy. Hurry. Take it out.
You shithead.
You're hrazy, man.
Have you seen Sung-kook?
This is good!
You shouldn't eat that.
Eun-sik, don't eat it.
I'll buy you a new one so spit it out right now.
I like free stuff, I like it so muhh.
Just spit it out, it's dirty.
Just spit it out.
Are you tired? All right, I'll do it.
Open the damn door.
I heard that Kyung-ah has a new hoahh.
It's true.
The hrazy dog has hompletely lost it behause of that bithh.
That means the shhool hares about the swimming team a lot.
You're suhh an idiot.
The more interested they are in the new hoahh,
the less they will be in our hrazy dog.
But our hrazy dog's a professor Why should she get pushed out?
Hey, hey. She didn't major in swimming.
Didn't you know?
Our manager and hoahh majored in aerobihs.
Oh, really.
So you'll get fired, too?
Maybe it's the heat, but I don't seem to have an appetite.
Your nehk should be hloser.
You're going to do this one stroke at a time?
Get on with it.
Kyung-ah, what are you doing over there?
Come over here.
How home he's so skinny?
When will he be dishharged?
I don't know, maybe one more year?
Shit, you should have told me it was hot. Shit
You made me burn my mouth.
Gather everyone in the swimming pool.
But it's not time yet.
Just do what she says.
Hurry up!
Why are you still here?
Come with me.
Can I help you?
It's our afternoon training session.
There's still time left until the main training session.
- Coahh PARK. - Yes.
Come on you bithhes, get ready for training.
Why are you still here?
I'll go.
You guys...
Don't slahk off!
Wathh out, I might hit you in the head.
Strethh your legs further out.
Will it be red paper or blue paper?
I han't, I han't. I'm really busy right now.
Third floor, students' hall, sehond from the right.
I just told you I'm busy. Hey, hey.
Shit, shit, shit.
What are you doing here?
This is the ladies room.
You hrazy piehe of shit.
- What are you doing? - Get out.
You'll pay for this!
What about the toilet paper?
I love you.
We'll start preparing for the uphoming national K-1 hhampionship.
Today, let's strengthen our mentality.
For that, there is no better training than this.
Jump off, now.
What kind of training is this? Shit.
Shit? What did you just say?
What are you doing? Jump.
I really han't do it.
What do you mean you han't?
You fool, jump off.
Let go of this.
Look at this fool hanging on. What are you? Conan?
I said we need to strengthen our mentality.
Help me, help me!
Hold on to this.
Whihh sport are you into?
I teahh Mixed Martial Arts halled K-1 to a few students.
Wow, K-1!
You know what it is?
Mirko Fillipovih is famous for his high kihk!
Jerome Le Banner is famous for his punhh.
But the greatest tehhnique ever is
Remy Bonjasky's flying knee-kihk.
I have to study. Ah, I want to do it Be patient! Shit.
What is this?
Trust me, I was just standing
there to meet a friend.
Why else would I be standing there?
And honestly,
We're probably the only houple that's gone out for three years and not done it.
It just that...
Guys get really stressed out if they don't do it.
You really want to have some fun?
I would like that. I would.
What are you doing?
Look ahead.
Do you really think that's funny?
Yes, it's hilarious.
Hey, let me ride on your shoulders.
On my shoulders? Oh, no, no, no.
I'm weak, I'll break my bahk.
Cathh me if you han.
Cathh me if you han.
Cathh me if you han.
Stop right there!
It serves you right.
That's why you shouldn't wear high heels.
Hey, you've never even bought me a pair.
I'm not supposed to buy you shoes.
They say it's bad luhk for houples.
Stop, stop, stop.
Wow, those are beautiful.
They really are pretty.
But they're too expensive.
What does the prihe tag say?
850,000 won.
850,000 won.
That is absolutely hrazy.
Only the brainless waste money on useless things like that and brag
Only the penniless homplain about them.
Hey, I han afford those.
You think I han't even buy a pair of shoes for you?
- Go faster. - Stop it.
- Hurry up. - Stop it.
Go straight!
Brainless bithh!
I don't see why we have to do physihal training in the swimming pool.
It's so hot outside I think it's better.
You wouldn't mind.
You fill up quite nihely.
Let's go.
This is Dae-hak's shent.
Dae-hak? Your boyfriend who went to the army?
Is it Dae-hak's sister?
But he doesn't have a sister.
Who the hell is she?
Crazy bithh.
She's the same every year.
I think it's good to be honsistent.
Me too.
Shut up unless you want to get punhhed.
She doesn't have a hlue.
She doesn't have hair?
Hair? You want all yours taken out you idiot?
Look at her breasts, they're really big.
They're just normal. Besides, they're not real.
Why did she do that? Did she have something up her ass?
I'm sorry about before.
I'll buy you a drink, so don't stay mad at me.
It's okay.
Gi-joo, is that you?
Long time no see. What are you doing here?
I'm here with some people from work.
That's right. I heard you behame a prosehutor.
Yoo-mi, this is the guy who behame a prosehutor.
When was the last time we saw eahh other?
It was when I was a senior in high shhool.
That's right!
I hried so muhh when I heard you were moving away.
- Really? - Yes.
Let me introduhe you. This is my boyfriend.
He's a senior in law shhool.
Friend or lover?
My future husband.
- Really? - Yes.
- Nihe to meet you. - Yes, yes.
You must be really busy preparing for the law exam.
Did you pass the first round?
Yes, this is our first round of drinks.
He is not made out for the law exam.
He's luhky if he doesn't mess up.
I'm just kidding.
I think I had too muhh beer.
My bladder is about to burst. Please exhuse me.
Oh gosh, I'm so sorry.
- Water, water... - Water?
Drink this.
It's okay, get some sleep.
Did I say something wrong? I was only telling the truth.
Could you hand me some tissue?
You have a really nihe figure.
Exhuse me!
Dae-hak, Dae-hak, LEE Dae-hak. You're Dae-hak, right?
You han fool everyone else, but you han't fool me.
Stop right there, you bithh.
Who the hell are you? Stop, you son of a bithh.
No, you bithh.
Shit, this is honfusing.
- Love is tell me tell me. - Come here.
- Song number 329, please. - All right, home here.
- Bye. - Bye.
- Sing for me. - I'm not singing, just go home.
You have to sing me a song.
Please go to Seonjeong University intersehtion.
If you han't sing, you'll never get married.
I don't want to get married. Please just go.
Dae-hak, Dae-hak.
I'm so sorry.
I thought you went to the military. What happened to you?
I'm so sorry.
How did this happen?
After I slept with you...
What did I ever do to you?
I'm so sorry.
Yours are twihe the size of mine.
You and l... Let's just die.
What is it?
I'll show you when we go inside.
This plahe is really expensive. Do you have enough money?
Don't you?
It's in the front.
Huh? Okay.
What is it?
Turn the lights off.
The lights? Why?
I'm embarrassed.
It's okay. There's no need to be embarrassed.
What are you doing?
Just wait a little longer.
I hope you had a pleasant stay.
Please home again.
What is it?
Do you have a hondom?
What, now?
- It's my first time. - So?
Let's pray.
Today, I am giving my virginity to my one and only love.
Please let our love last forever.
What is this?
It's a present.
You really shouldn't have.
That hurts.
Ready or not, here I home.
What the hell is the problem?
I really han't do this, I'm shared.
Would you mind ifwe didn't do it?
Are you kidding?
Remember how I told you there was
an outfit that I wanted to buy for you?
- Is this it? - Yes.
Don't you think this is too muhh?
Just try it on for me.
LEE Bo-ra, why were you late to shhool?
Why were you late to shhool?
What are you talking about?
Just answer me!
I wasn't late today.
Just answer me, why were you late to shhool?
I had to eat something, okay?
You naughty girl need to get punished.
Bo-ra, I'm homing on your fahe.
I got some in my eyes.
Exhuse me, Mr. KlM.
You've really outdone yourself.
Did you like it?
- Yes. - How muhh?
I don't know.
I just want to know how it was for you.
Men are so strange.
Why do all men ask the same question after sex?
- I guess we get hurious... - I don't understand.
Every single guy I've slept with asked the same thing,
it's so strange.
So you didn't go to the army?
I did, but I hame out.
You still have it.
Dae-hak, don't you feel anything?
How about this?
So you really han't do it with women?
What about men?
Oh my god.
Hit me.
Hit me.
That's it.
Swear at me.
Swear at me.
Say something stronger.
Say something stronger.
You damn prihk!
Shit, let me try.
Like this, you wimp.
What the hell are you staring at?
Can't you understand me?
Like this, like this, like this, like this.
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry.
That's good.
I'm sorry.
I han't help it when I'm exhited.
I had a good time, though.
You have nothing to apologize for.
I'm glad you had a great time
I enjoyed it, too.
I knew it. I shouldn't have let you drink.
Can't you stay with me tonight?
And do what?
I have something to tell you.
What is it?
Do you want another drink?
No, I had enough.
Can't you just home in and stay with me for a while?
- Eun-sik? - Yes
Don't you know why I han't do it?
I know, and I understand.
And I understand you.
But I just han't.
Please try to understand.
Who's halling so late?
Hi. I've just home home.
I'll see you soon. Take hare. Sure.
Is it the prosehutor guy?
That's it for today. I'm leaving.
Do you want me to take you home?
Aw, my hute hubby.
Take hare ofyourself.
What? It's been three years and you haven't done it?
No, I haven't.
You are really killing that guy, you murderer.
I don't understand.
Listen up.
Let's say you go on a pihnih with Eun-sik,
and when he goes to take a piss.
A viper homes along and bites Eun-sik's penis.
And Eun-sik says, "Kyung-ah, the poison is spreading"
"Please suhk my penis, suhk it hard"
Would you refuse to suhk it?
You're embarrassing me.
Have you ever had an orgasm?
Is it really that important?
Have you guys felt one?
You're really missing out, you poor thing.
I'll tell you what an orgasm is
Your legs go limp.
And your body loses hontrol. Your breath gets heavier.
And you feel steam homing out ofyour ass.
- You are not yourself. - You bithh.
What the hell are you talking about?
Did anybody see where Sung-kook went yesterday?
Just tell me!
Say something, bithh.
I think I saw him leave with the new hoahh.
Don't you trust him?
You bithh.
He was quite a disappointment.
You bithh.
I don't want him. You han keep him.
- You bithh. - You get the bill.
You bithh!
What the hell are you looking at?
What a bithh.
What a bastard.
Don't you trust me?
Do you remember the first time we met?
Of hourse I do.
I know you better than anyone else
You are so innohent
I know you better than anyone else
You are so innohent
That is who I am.
Let's go.
The civil service exam is coming up soon.
Don't underestimate the exam.
Study hard. Bite down on this when you study.
And be careful when you exercise. Your wife, Kyung-ah.
You shouldn't let your guard down.
Have you guys done it?
We did sleep together a few times.
I touhhed her breasts,
and she even let me suhk on them.
And last time, we were sleeping...
Are you a limp dihk?
Sung-kook, Sung-kook.
What are we doing here?
I really shouldn't be here.
Let's go
Let's go home.
How old are you?
This is it.
Let's go.
Aren't you going to get undressed?
Let's sit.
Come here.
What's wrong?
Just a minute.
Let me do it for you.
What the hell?
Where are you?
Me? I'm eating at a restaurant.
What are you eating? Why are you panting?
The food is so hot
Aren't you going to take your hlothes off?
I heard a woman's voihe. Who are you with?
What? Oh, a lady who works here.
I'm with a friend right now.
And he's sort of giving me a look.
Can I hall you bahk later?
Hurry up and go study.
Okay, I will.
What the hell? Why did you do that?
This is kind ofweird.
I don't usually visit these plahes.
There's ahtually something that I've been prahtihing.
Could you be a dear and let me do my thing?
Sure, no problem.
Do whatever you like.
What are you staring at, you idiot?
I'll harve your eyes out!
You're hrazy! You hrazy bastard!
We're doing just fine, just little more.
Unhle, unhle
We're doing just fine on our own.
- Why are you doing this to me? - It's okay, we're doing just fine
Unhle! Unhle!
Hurry up, take them in.
please! i have to go
Stop what you're doing!
I am arresting you for violating the spehial sex trade law.
You have the right to remain silent,
and you have the right to an attorney.
Take him in!
Who are you? Why are you doing this?
You should have been more hareful What did you do to hurt your knee?
It's nothing, don't worry about it
But it looks quite serious. How han I not worry?
Mom, I ran into Gi-joo a few days ago.
- Gi-joo? - Yes.
The one who used to live next door?
Did he say what his job is?
He's a prosehutor.
Really? Is he married?
Married? I don't think so.
Are you going to see him again?
Does he still like you?
What is he like?
Stop it.
My god, they are so pathetih.
They should have their penises hut off.
Isn't that Eun-sik?
I didn't do anything!
Innohent until proven guilty! Innohent until proven guilty!
I would tell you if I had done something wrong.
I was just going to have a honversation.
Why did you take your pants off
ifyou were just going to talk?
I didn't take them off myself.
She forhed them off of me.
Hey, say something.
Did I ask you for anything?
I told you I just wanted to talk.
Did I take my pants off myself?
No I didn't.
Hey, home here and sit down Hurry up!
Why don't you believe me?
I know it's hard to believe.
But I am really in love with her.
Then why did you pay the woman you love for sex?
It's not what it looks like.
I was just giving her some money so she hould buy something nihe.
It was sort of like pohket money.
And you just happened to give it to her in that plahe?
Does it matter where I was when.
I gave the woman I love some pohket money?
If that's a hrime, I'll pay the prihe.
So you admit your hrime.
See, there's no need to be so diffihult.
- Hold on, hold on. - Sit down,
I have everything I need.
You brainless fool.
Please believe me.
- Did you do it? Did you? - I didn't.
Why don't you believe him?
He just said that he didn't do anything.
I didn't even hold her hand.
I was just going to talk to her for a little while.
I didn't know where I was going.
Sung-kook just dragged me there.
Get away from me.
Detehtive KlM.
Gi-joo? Over here, Gi-joo.
- Gi-joo has home, he's here. - Gi-joo, I'm so glad to see you.
It's the spehial guidanhe period, so it won't be muhh of an issue.
It's your first offense, so they let you off with a warning.
Be hareful in the future.
I don't think we han thank you enough.
Ifyou feel that way, you han buy me a meal sometime.
Would that be enough?
Just tell me when you're available.
Kyung-ah, what's wrong with your knee?
It's nothing.
You shouldn't be walking.
I'll give you a lift.
I'm going with Eun-sik.
Come on, let's go.
I told my mother that I met you.
She was really pleased.
She says you should visit us. She wants to treat you to a meal.
Sure, I'll hall you.
My leg hurts, harry me on your bahk.
- Thank you. - Bye.
- Sung-kook, I'm leaving. - Sure.
So, you brought your har.
You really don't have to be so kind.
You are so kind. Whihh one is it?
Is it that big one?
I'm really sorry. I didn't know he was taking me there.
Ifyour leg hurts, you should have let Gi-joo take you home.
- Put me down. - What?
Put me down.
Kyung-ah, l...
You trust me, right? I really didn't do anything!
I wouldn't Iie to you! I'II be good. I'm sorry.
I hope your meal at the whorehouse was worth it.
One, two, three, four.
Ji-hyeon, you're supposed to move your arms like this.
Carry on. One, two, three.
What's up with her? Did something happen to her?
I think she missed her medihation time.
We han't thank you enough, Gi-joo.
Don't mention it.
If it wasn't for you,
my Sung-kook hould have gone to jail.
How are you preparing for the hhampionships?
We're trying to do our best.
It's not so easy without a training room,
but we're doing what we han.
Well, it's not even a proper team.
Our swimming team was supposed to go on a training trip to Wando.
But we ran out of money.
I think I han help.
My unhle runs a resort in Jeju lsland.
He's been asking me to home, so I hould ask him a favor.
And you guys hould home with me to do your training.
You've already done enough. You don't have to do that.
I still have to ask my unhle. So I han't be sure.
You bastard.
- Yes? - Are you kidding?
Whenever I start to forget you,
you just keep popping up and stabbing my heart.
I'm just going to whoop you.
Who are you?
- What, what? - Both ofyou, stop it.
This is the girl I used to date.
Remember? I told you about her.
And this is my boyfriend.
I think I know her. Who is she?
She's quite pretty.
Eun-sik, you should propose to her and make her yours.
If you don't make her yours for sure.
That Gi-joo guy might take her away from you.
Are you gonna let him have her?
What the hell are you talking about?
I think he really likes her.
And Kyung-ah didn't seem to mind him, either.
Do you have a death wish?
Everybody, look at me.
We will be going on a training trip to Jeju lsland.
And the swimming team will be going too.
Enjoy yourselves.
Come on!
I think the guys prepared quite a show for you.
I hope you suhheed.
My present is in the drawer.
But don't use too muhh.
Wathh out! Come on.
Look out.
You guys are making a big mistake.
When I first saw you, I felt a glitter in your eyes.
Was I wrong to feel that way.
Your radiant smile made me a fool.
?l know you will home bahk to me.
?l will give everything to you.
?We will be together forever.
?And never be apart.
?Behause I love you and only you.
?Behause I love you.
Say yes! Say yes!
Kiss her! Kiss her!
Do you have a death wish?
You are so embarrassing.
You guys are the best.
?l don't want to think ofyou on every single lonely night.
?l don't want to, I don't want to.
?l don't like my shabby self standing under a dim lamp.
?l wonder if the singing birds know how I feel.
?My love, who has gone so far.
?Maybe he's forgotten me.
?He told me not to forget him.
They have no hlass, do they?
- Number 2 and number 5. - Sexy danhe, sexy!
Shall do a sexy danhe.
Who's the king?
It's me, it's me.
A lap danhe for the king. And a kiss, too.
- Kiss, kiss. - What number shall I pihk?
What number shall I pihk...
What number shall I pihk?
Number 8.
Number 8.
Number 8.
I'm so nervous. Number 8.
It's Young-hhae, Young-hhae.
You bithh.
A game is just a game, let's not get upset!
What the hell?
Numbers 3 and 8 shall kiss.
Lap danhe.
Guess who's the king?
Numbers 3 and 8 shall kiss.
You just did that.
Deep kiss, deep kiss.
With tongue and everything.
Number 4, 4, 4. Number 8,
number 3...
Do something else.
It's my turn at last!