HEY NOW! WELCOME TO PREVIEW REVIEW…
ALRIGHTY THIS WEEK WE’RE GOING FOR
A LOOP, WE WON’T BACK DOWN, BUT FIRST IT’S OFF FOR A STAY IN “HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA.”
CHECK IT OUT. (***HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA TAILER)
Dracula, who operates a high-end resort away from the human world, goes into overprotective
mode when a boy discovers the resort and falls for the count's teen-aged daughter.
(***ON CAM***) DAMN IT I LIKE THIS. ADAM SANDLER, KEVIN JAMES,
ANDY SANDBURG, THEY’RE ALL VOICING THE MONSTERS AND THE KID. I THINK THIS IS ACTUALLY A DIFFERENT
LOOK AT MONSTERS THAT’S ACTUALLY ENTERTAINING. YAH KNOW…SOMETHING NICE TO SEE CONSIDERING
THESE BASTARDS HAVE BEEN MAKING THEM LOOK STUPID FOR THE LAST FEW YEARS.
(TWILIGHT) I STILL HATE YOU ALL. I THINK THIS IS GOING
TO BE FUNNY. SADLY THOUGH THE DANCE CLUB AT THE HOTEL DIDN’T END UP GOING TOO WELL.
(BLADE FIGHT SCENE) http://youtu.be/yJt2N7LSptg OUCH…HOPE THEY AT LEAST GET TO KEEP THE
TOWELS. NEXT UP MAGGIE GYLLENHALL STARS IN “WON’T BACK DOWN.”
(***WON’T BACK DOWN TRAILER***) Two determined mothers, one a teacher, look
to transform their children's failing inner city school. Facing a powerful and entrenched
bureaucracy, they risk everything to make a difference in the education and future of
their children. (***ON CAM***)
OH THIS JUST LOOKS…BAD. I GET IT, NICE INSPRIATIONAL STORY BUT IT’S PROBABLY ONLY GOING TO MAKE
A WHOLE THOUSAND BUCKS AT THE BOX OFFICE. SOMEONE NEEDED THEIR ARTSY FLICK I GUESS.
THE ONLY THING THIS TRAILER NEEDED WAS AN INSPIRATIONAL CATCHY MONTAGE AND THANK GOD
IT DIDN’T… (***CUT TO MONTAGE***)
AHHH I FEEL SO INSPIRED. OK IT’LL MAKE $1001 DOLLARS. NEXT UP JOESEPH GORDON LEVITT IS
CHASING HIMSELF IN “LOOPER.” (***LOOPER TRAILER***)
In 2072, when the mob wants to get rid of someone, the target is sent 30 years into
the past, where a hired gun awaits. Someone like Joe, who one day learns the mob wants
to 'close the loop' by transporting back Joe's future self.
(***ON CAM***) FIRST OFF THIS LOOKS GREAT. FOR THIS TIME
OF YEAR, I THINK THIS MOVIE WILL DO PRETTY WELL. IT’S GOT TIME TRAVEL, SHOOTING, ROBIN
SO I HAVE HOPE FOR IT AT THE BOX OFFICE. THE ONLY THING JOESEPH GORDON SHOULD WORRY ABOUT
IS GOING BALD IN THE FUTURE BECAUSE IF BRUCE WILLIS IS YOUR FUTURE WHOO THAT
(***FUTURE MATT***) MATT STOP! YOU’RE GOING TO MAKE A BAD JOKE
THAT’S GOING TO RUIN YOUR CAREER. (***NOW MATT***)
MY CAREER…WHAT DO YOU MEAN? (***FUTURE MATT***)
AS A TV HOST, ALL WILL BE LOST ON THIS ONE JOKE...AS WELL AS IMPOTENCE.
(***NOW MATT***) OH MY GOD…THANK YOU FUTURE MATT I’M GLAD
YOU KEPT ME FROM MAKING THAT HORRIBLE JOKE. (***FUTURE MATT***)
NO PROBLEM. HEY SO AH…YOU WANA TRY AND PULL A THREE WAY WITH YOUR GIRL?
(***NOW MATT**) OK, SAM GUN.
(***NOW MATT SHOOTS FUTURE MATT***) THAT’S ENOUGH OF THAT. ALRIGHTY THAT’S
GOING TO DO IT FOR PREVIEW REVIEW THIS WEEK, MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT OUR WEBSITE PREVIEWREVIEWTV.COM
FOR OTHER CONTENT AND GIVEWAWAY’S, WE’LL SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
