Alex, Conner, Parker, Will, and Bryce play New Super Mario Bros Wii part 8


Uploaded by cactuar64 on 11.06.2012

Transcript:
Conner: So anyway, about that chocolate ass.
Parker: Ok fine...
Parker: You can have the...
Bryce: OH MY GAWD!
Bryce: Oh my god.
Bryce: Run faster than they can fall, that's my only advice.
Will: Run like a black guy!
Alex: Ok, um.
Alex: I'm gonna need somebody to go get that.
Bryce: Tastes just like chicken
Alex: Good job guys.
Bryce: You got to jump out of that ice ball that Alex just shot out.
Conner: Yeah that he shot out of his dick...
Alex: With my balls of steel?
Bryce: Enjoy the greedy crutch taste of justice.
Alex: DAMNIT! How did you get that?
Conner: Oh I just flatened my dick and used it as a propeller.
Bryce: Aaaagh D:<
Bryce: That was so weird.
Alex: Now we gotta use a defribulator on Parker.
Bryce: Defribruator!
Parker: *Sound of annoyance*
Bryce: Don't break it.
Parker: Ima back!
Bryce: Shake it, don't break it.
Will: Don't break what?
Bryce: I'M BACK IN BLACK.
Bryce: And ima break'a your face.
Bryce, Conner, & Parker: *Argument of camells and breaking faces*
Bryce: Wow we're making so many references to everything else, we have no original content.
Bryce: We're just like reddit :D!
Parker: Yo man, shut the heck up!
Bryce: Yo man, we're just like reddit.
Parker: ASS!
Conner: *Minature orgasm*
Bryce: Parker! Fucking things up again.
Will: Well I didn't even get A one up :c
Conner: And yet again, I'm the only one to get more than one.
Bryce: Will, stop grabbing your dick.
Everyone: *Reactions to being violated by some asshole*
Bryce: He stuck his dick in dat ass.
Alex: Ok, ground pound.
Parker: Good job guys.
Bryce: Didn't even need Alex.
Bryce: Mario just wants to be the first one to get that stupid thang.
Bryce: Ah ha, and Will gets it first!
Conner: *Being butthurt*
Conner: I'll piss on you if you fuck me again >.<
Conner: You know it'll happen.
Alex: Yea, Boo mansion! Boo puddin boi!
Will: Ok, after this I think we should play Mario Party 9.
Bryce: I think after this we should play Sould Calibur 5 and show everyone how much you all suck dick at it.
Alex: Hey guys, I think we should all call this Boo Puddin 2
Alex: Electric BOOgaloo
Bryce: *Sarcastic laughter*
Bryce: *To confused Parker* Everyone knows about Electric Boogaloo
Bryce: ?????? Tastes just like chicken.
Will: What?
Bryce: Tastes just like chicken.
Parker: Oh ho, oh mah god!
Bryce: Man, y'all wouldn't believe how many wings Will ate today.
Bryce: It's like he's black or something.
Will: .....oh!
Will: Fuck man.
Bryce: Fuck da police.
Alex, Bryce, & Parker: *Says Fuck da police some more*
Bryce: Disregard the constabliatory.
Parker: *Sounds of RAGE*
Parker: *More questionable sounds*
Parker: Ain't putting up wit dis crap.
Bryce: Why does this remind me of Luigi's Mansion? Parker: FUCK YOU ALEX, I'M TRYING TO POOP COINS!
Alex: *Lols*
Conner: *Also Lols*
Bryce: And I'm trying to shit bricks.
Bryce: And I haven't seen that black guy yet.
Will: Yeah, you gonna DIE!
Alex: You got to get down Conner.
Will: Well he can't stop looking at it.
Conner: Alright, fuck shit, fuck shit, fuck shit.
Will: AW YEAH!
Bryce: Don't get eaten.
Parker: Oh come on D:<
Will: Hold on, everybody don't do it...
Will: Ok, now go.
Bryce: ????
Parker: Oh what the hell?
Bryce: That's what you get bitch.
Bryce: Hehehe, Mario pulled out of it.
Bryce: And look who found the secret door.
Bryce: Mario did.
Bryce: This computer smells real nice.
Parker: OH GOD, WHY'D YOU TAKE US TO DIS ROOM?
Alex: Because we can survive it.
Alex: Two people look at one side, and two at the other.
Bryce: Or one person looks at one side and three look at the other.
Alex: Back-to-back guys.
Bryce: Back-to-back.
Conner: *Requests males to suck his genitals*
Bryce: Can you kill a Boo with your fire ball?
Bryce: Do it! DO IT HARDER!
Bryce: YOU'RE NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH.
Parker: Guys!
Parker: Just ignore the blocks!
Alex: Here comes a mystery block.
Alex: AW YEAH!
Will & Conner: *Miniture orgasms*
Bryce: Ah ha ha!
Parker: FINALLY!
Parker: Dat's what I'm talking about. Bryce: eat a dick nigga.
Will: I don't know what you guys are talking about, I don't see any boos.
Parker: Come on Mario.
Parker: Mario!
???: ???
Bryce: So yeah, I think that Will should play some Soul Calibur 5.
Alex & Will: *Sounds of being mad*
Alex: Freaking Mario brothers!
Will: Yeah, screw them.
Conner: Yeah, screw Toads.
Will: Toad was just standing around there like a dick.
Parker: You're a bad person.
Conner: Guess what we're doing.
Parker: Oh shoot guys.
Parker & Alex: *Uninteligable conversation*
Bryce: So anyway...
Bryce: What world are y'all going to now?
Conner: I don't give a shit.
Bryce: World 6?
Bryce: You guys went from 3 to 6.
Parker: Ah, there's no difficulty change.
Bryce: Well it IS a Mario game.
Bryce: I wonder if this will be interesting for the viewers to look at.
Alex: Well not really, it's all about the commentary since the quality sucks.
Alex: Wait a minute, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BRYCE YOU PUT ON ABRAHAM LINCOLN! Bryce: Yeah I did.
Alex: HOW LONG HAS ABRAHAM LINCOLN BEEN ON D:< Bryce: Since y'all got done with Boo mansion. Everyone: *Laughter*
Alex: Put it on the dog. Bryce: The dog? Alex: DA DOG! Bryce: I'll put it on the stuffed lion.
Bryce: How'd you know it was recording?
Alex: I COULD SEE THE REFLECTION OFF OF THE TV! Everyone: *More Lols*
Parker & Conner: *Disturbing unkown sounds*
Bryce: And they can't see anything that we're doing.
Conner: *Hearty laugh*
Bryce: I wonder what other filters we can put on to make this more annoying.
Bryce: This is like my first time with a computer, and I want to press EVERY SINGLE BUTTON!
Conner: What da fuck is that shit?
Bryce: It's bubbles of the screen, HOLY SHIT!
Everyone: *Even more Lols*
Alex: Yeah there's a whole bunch of different effects in that whole first section.
Bryce: Oh damn.
Conner: And I'm dancing in all of them.
Bryce: "HOW LONG HAS ABRAHAM LINCOLN BEEN ON THERE?!?!"
Conner: *Does the dance of his people*
Alex: FALCON KICK!
Alex: Yes! Yes! No!
Bryce: There are so many different things on this computer that I want to try.
Bryce: *Continues to quote Abraham Lincoln freak out*
Bryce: *Unintelligable growling* Alex: YEEEEEEEEAH!
Conner: You're in all those bubbles.
Bryce: Look at my kickass puppetry! Will: We have 2 choices. Mario Party 9 or Mario Kart. Conner: Well I guess Mario Party...
Conner: Because Parker probably doesn't want to be analy raped today.
Alex: And like Mario Party won't do that to him?
Parker: I do NOT want to get raped. Conner: I told you!
Bryce: It's Rabbit everybody! Rabbit.
Bryce: Because every good meal deserves a good rabbit. Rabbit: *Looks at shit*
Parker: Somebody needs to play for Will because I do NOT want to get raped.
Bryce: I'm not playing.
Bryce: Fuck that shit.