Stupid Game Show Answers - Mental Lapse


Uploaded by stupidgsa on 03.05.2008

Transcript:
[SGSA theme music]
...to name a non-living object which has feet.
[Buzzer] Caroline.
Plant.
A plant! [Audience laughter drowns out speech]
[Pat]: $5100, Jay. What do you wanna do?
[Contestant]: I'll solve.
[Pat]: Go ahead.
[Contestant]: MUSTARD-FILLED CHOCOLATE ECLAIR.
[Pat]: No, that is not the correct, er... [Audience laughs]
[Bob]: ...will your husband say is his favorite anchorman? Pauline.
I'd have to say Elvis. I mean... [Audience laughs]
Yeah, yeah. I'd just have to.
[Bob]: Terri?
Daniel Boone?
[Bob]: Daniel Boone? OK.
[Audience laughs]
Name a reason you might stay indoors on a beautiful day.
[Buzzer]
Because it's raining.
[Audience laughs]
[Richard]: Raining.
[Incorrect answer buzzer]
[Richard]: You're, uh...
We'll play!
[Richard]: You're...you're not... [Laughs]
You're not planning to go to Cornella, are you?
No. [Audience laughs]
[Todd]: Alright players, tell me: What type of vehicles are used to compete in the legendary Tour de France?
[Buzzer]
[Todd]: Alan again.
Uh, uh...SUVs.
[Audience laughs and applauds]
Name the 1944 film in which a young Elizabeth Taylor wins a horse in a raffle and trains it to race.
[Ding]
[Ben]: Jay.
National Geographic. I-oh, no... [Audience laughs and applauds]
[Ding]
Please name something Russia is famous for.
[Buzzer] Jeri.
Wheat? [Incorrect answer buzzer]
No, it's a dynamite answer. Wheat!
[Incorrect answer buzzer] The old Russian wheat gag.
Man of the world, traveled all over the world. Something Russia's famous for, Bob.
Russians.
[Audience laughs]
You think he's been lying and he's not been anywhere at all? Just been telling me fibs? Russians, alright. [Laughs]
Sh...show us Russians, please!
[Incorrect answer buzzer]
[Anne]: Which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as a term for a female sheep?
Baa?
[Audience laughs]
[SGSA theme music]
[Anne]: U...never mind.