-Guys, seriously,
there's nothing you can do to scare me.
Try anything.
I'm unscarable, look at me.
This guy, unscarable.
-Oh yeah? Check this out.
[growling]
-I've found scarier-looking things in the toilet.
-I've got one. This one's gonna getcha.
[roaring]
-Come on, are you even trying?
-How 'bout this?
[screeching]
-I told you guys,
there's nothing you can do to scare me.
-Hold on, Mr. Fancypants.
What about my dog?
-What? That dog?
That dog is adorable.
There's nothing he can do to scare me.
-Oh yeah? Check this out.
-Hey, it's Fred.
-[screaming in terror]
-Subscribe to my videos; they're so funny.
[screaming continues]
-[laughs] I told you.
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