DONNIE: My name is Donnie, and you suck at
Photoshop, big time.
And some of you, uh, last week sprained your vaginas crying
about that I didn't, I didn't show how cover up the cat with
a carpet with the sampling thing, so, you know, just wipe
your hineys and try and follow this one.
This is a photo, and we're going to take something out of
this photo.
We're going to take this wedding band out, which
incidentally has lost all meaning and value, and so it
just doesn't belong in this picture anymore.
So what we're going to do is we're going to,
we're going to try--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie.
DONNIE: --two techniques here.
One is with the Clone Stamp--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: And what you're going to do is you're going to take
the clone stamp, you're going to option click--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: --on the pay, the place you want to paint, and
you're going to second option click on the
place you want to sample.
And now you can paint, and it's going to sample from a
like area so that you can get rid of--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: --this dirty liar ring.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: And you'll see it's not perfect because you may
have to resample as you go along.
There, this, this, treacherous commitment
band left behind shadows--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: --and dents that are going to be hard to lift off.
Um--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: I'll be honest with you.
Let's try the other technique now.
Use the, use the, Clone Stamp tool some other time, it's
really great.
But let's just revert here, and, uh, I'll tell you the
easiest way to do this is we're going to just manually
sample from a similar area of the picture.
In this case, uh, I'll grab from this fat, deceitful meat
stick and copy and paste and now I've got a similar piece I
can sort of line up manually.
I'm going to grab my Eraser tool.
Make sure your flow is set to sort of a low setting, so we
can get a nice, smooth, natural, organic, uh, line
here along the way.
So this ring just slips right off like a,
like a greased sausage.
Now we've got this little area here, which is going to be a
little more challenging, but this ring's not meant to be on
this finger, so don't fear.
We're going to get it off.
We're just going to go sample this area here--
make sure you're on the background layer, copy and
paste, and bring this down, and see it's going to cover
very nicely in that, that liar crevice of fingers right
there, um, on this dirty whore hand.
So--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: That's pretty darn close.
I think you might, you know, you want to play with maybe
cleaning up your--
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: --layers a little bit, but that quickly, seven years
of marriage just, like, just erased from the hand.
This ring we're going to keep here because it won't come
off, uh, due to a deep rooted commitment and spite.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
My bags aren't going to pack themselves.
DONNIE: So there we have it before then after.
FEMALE SPEAKER: Donnie!
DONNIE: No problem.
