CHEF BARRY: No flower power, kiddies.
I'm kind of bummed out 'cause me and Puppers ain't been able
to find our oregano stash like all morning.
Times like these, it's like I'm glad my upstairs neighbor
is a freelance cook, if you know what I mean.
Hm.
Aw.
Um, like can I borrow 20 bucks, Puppers?
I'll totally pay you back this time, man.
PUPPERS: [WHINING]
[BURPING]
CHEF BARRY: Well, thanks, Puppers.
You're really a pal.
PUPPERS: [WHINING]
[CHOMPING]
CHEF BARRY: Hey, Alvin.
ALVIN: What you want, Chef Barry?
Can I trade this Dead album for half a cup of oregano?
ALVIN: This album is not in mint condition, man.
Hm.
Toss in those shoes, man.
You've got a deal.
CHEF BARRY: My toes are going to get cold, man.
That's like so uncool.
ALVIN: The shoes or no deal, my man.
CHEF BARRY: Here you go, man.
Take my shoes.
ALVIN: Enjoy the kind bud.
CHEF BARRY: Ugh.
Like it's about to be all good in the hood.
'Cause today, we're making Chef Barry's special tripping
out hummus pizza.
I got some mega garlic hummus, pizza dough, muzzarella, lots
of oregano, and, oh, I almost forgot, I
have some Shiake mushrooms.
So like you've got to mash up the dough and make it all
pizzary size.
Spread a layer of hummus.
Sprinkle a pinch of oregano, followed by a layer of
mushroom and cover it all with muzzarella.
[CHOMPING SOUNDS]
Good.
PUPPERS: [WHINING]
CHEF BARRY: Mushroom, man.
Slice a ba ba ba, I am tripping like
I'm tripping, man.
Well, man, I just saw Strawberry Shortcake and she's
melting, man.
Oh, Puppers, [SINGING]
have I told you lately that I love you?
PUPPERS: No.
Chef Barry, I love you, man.
CHEF BARRY: Holy Mazulla, you can speak, Puppers?
PUPPERS: Hell, yeah, I can speak, Chef Barry.
CHEF BARRY: Whoa.
PUPPERS: Like you said, find me after midnight 'cause I'm
about to go all realistic tits on your ass.
CHEF BARRY: No, man.
PUPPERS: [GROWLING]
CHEF BARRY: Somebody, wake me up, bro.
PUPPERS: [WHINING AND GROWLING]
CHEF BARRY: Evil Demon Puppers, please don't eat me.
Please don't eat me.
PUPPERS: [WHINING]
CHEF BARRY: Wait a second.
You're not Evil Demon Puppers.
See, kiddies?
There's supposed to be a lesson that you should only
put one mushroom on your special hummus pizza, and not
five, unless you want to get really fucked up, man.
[MUSIC PLAYING - MARCUS MILIUS]
