Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good - Zoolander (4/10) Movie CLIP (2001) HD

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Well, to tell you the truth, I was a little hesitant at first, mr. Mugatu.
I mean, you've never hired me before, and I've been around--
For ages and ages. You've been around for a long, long time.
I never wanted anything from you. Now you're retired, I can't have you.
And it's funny how it switches like that.
But now the forbidden fruit must be tasted.
Well, when maury told me what you were willing to do, I--
- Ahhh ! - [ screams ]
- [ squealing ] - todd !
Are you not aware that I get farty and bloated with a foamy latte ?
My mistake, jacobim.
Your mistake indeed ! [ dog whimpers ]
- [ sighs ] - [ quiet grumbling ]
- Oh ! - [ whimpering ]
[ growls ] yes, derek.
What maury said I was willing to do for you.
Let's get back to the reason that we're really here.
Without much further ado, I give you...
The derek zoolander center for kids who can't read good.
What is this ?
A center for ants ?
What ?
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read...
If they can't even fit inside the building ?
Derek, it's just a small-- I don't want to hear your excuses !
The center has to be at least...
Three times bigger than this.
He's absolutely right.
Thank you. I have a vision.
And so do I. Let me show you mine.