World's Worst Musical Episode 8: Losing It


Uploaded by worldsworstmusical on 21.07.2012

Transcript:
So we finish dinner, right?
I go downstairs, I’m playing a game with my cousin
and the musical comes up
My cousin, 12 year old cousin starts giving me advice about it
See you just need to stop thinking about it
That’s why I brought you here
to the least musical place in the world
Waveland Bowl
Great. Bowling.
Just one more thing I’m terrible at.
Come on!
We’re going to get a lane, bowl some balls
It’ll be great!
It’s just the break that you need
I promise
Oh! But first
we’re going to play the crane game
The crane game?
Seriously? The biggest scam in the world
Oh it’s not a scam...if you’re a master
::annoying arcade music plays::
Ok, I need some quarters
Watch the machine
Make sure no one takes it, ok?
Got it
What’s up?
Happy Day! Oooh!
Welcome to the crane game!!
::puppets chatter::
Crane game meeting!
Oh no
WELCOME TO THE CRANE GAME
TAKE IT FOR A SPIN
DROP A COIN
AND DROP THE CLAW
IT’S REALLY HARD TO WIN
WELCOME TO THE CRANE GAME
ONLY FIFTY CENTS
PICK ONE OUT
AND MOVE THE CLAW
WIN YOURSELF A FRIEND
Hi! Welcome to the crane game
Oh, hello...
Do you want to be my friend???
Um, sure.
Oh let’s do something!
Yeah, what do you guys do in here all day?
WE SIT AND WATCH THE WORLD GO BY
SOMETIMES PEOPLE STOP
WHEN WE HEAR THE SOUND OF COINS
::ding ding::
YAYY!!
THEN THE CLAW WILL DROP
:sound of the claw moving:
It’s me! its me!
WE’RE SO SAD TO SEE YOU GO
BUT WE’RE ALSO GLAD
YOU’LL MEET FRIENDS OUTSIDE THESE WALLS
YAY
FRIENDS YOU NEVER HAD!
Ohhhh! OH! OH! Oh.
WELCOME TO THE CRANE GAME
GLAD TO HAVE YOU BACK
FROM THE CLUTCHES
OF THE CLAW
AND ITS FAULTY TRACK
Faulty track? I knew it! No can win this game. I’ve been saying that for years
No!! It’s not faulty!
You misunderstood!!!
No No
No, you don’t understand
Actually
NO ONE EVER WINS ME
BECAUSE THE GAME IS RIGGED
IVE TRIED TO MAKE IT OUT BE-
Shut up!! SHHHH!!!
I mean, friend be quiet!!!
::muffled yelling::
shhhhhh!
Darn fat bear!
I knew it, it’s impossible!
IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE
IF YOU REALLY TRY
WHEN YOU DROP
A LOT OF COINS ::clink clink::
YAY
YOU CAN REACH THE SKY
Reach the sky? What does that even mean????
What are you even talking about?
This doesn’t make sense anymore!
WELCOME TO THE CRANE GAME
NOW IT’S TIME YOU GO
Huh?
BETTER NOT BE TELLING
ANYBODY WHAT YOU KNOW
Oh I’ll tell everybody.
I’ll call your vending company.
Fine
You leave us no choice...
No choice about what?
COME INTO THE CRANE GAME
JOIN US IN THE CRANE GAME
STUCK INSIDE THE CRANE GAME
NEVER LEAVE THE CRANE GAME
CRANE GAME
CRANE GAME
CRANE GAME
World’s worst musical.
I got one!