Stupid Game Show Answers - The Password Is Sex


Uploaded by stupidgsa on 06.10.2007

Transcript:
[SGSA theme music]
I have a boyfriend named Peck.
Peck?
Yes, as in peckerhead. [Everyone laughs]
[Audience applauds]
[Audience cheers]
[Applause drowns out speech] [Audience laughs]
Well, that's our show. Thank you for... [Audience laughs]
What should you do about a hairy back?
I...I usually close my eyes and imagine she's wearing an alpaca sweater.
[Audience laughs]
...kidding. I am kidding. Here you go. [Buzzer]
[Audience laughs]
[Ray]: You know, the first time anybody's ever slapped that buzzer and didn't use their hands.
[Audience laughs] I need an answer. I probably need two.
Bull... [Audience laughs and applauds]
Don't you dare! Don't you dare. I know you'd do that. I don't want you to do that.
Frog.
Japanese brides used to shave something off at the time of their marriage. What?
Shave something off at the time of their marriage?
[Host]: Traditionally.
Uh, uh, uh...it must be hair on some part of the body. [Audience laughs]
But where it could be?
On the whole, I would say... [Audience laughs and cheers]
[Bob]: Girls, where specifically was the busiest place you and your husband ever made whoopee? Sharon.
[Female contestant]: I'd have to say my apartment.
[Bob]: Your apartment. Alright. He predicted you would say it was at a drive-in movie.
Oh. Maybe that wasn't you.
[Female contestant]: Yeah, it wasn't me! It wasn't me! [Audience laughs, cheers and boos]
[SGSA theme music]