Mystery Men (6/10) Movie CLIP - Superhero Auditions (1999) HD


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Transcript:
State your name and power.
I am the Waffler.
With my griddle of justice, I bash the enemy in the head...
or I burn them like so. [Sizzling]
- [Continues Sizzling] - [Groans] Don't do that.
I also have my truth syrup, which... is low fat.
And I've been working on a theme song.
#Waffle man I am the Waffler #
# Golden crispy Bad guys are history, yeah ##
####[Indistinct]
And I'm running. Just think about it.
Do you have a health plan? Maybe dental? Eye?
- Next. - Hi. Uh... I am Pencilhead.
- Next. - Hi. Uh... I am Pencilhead.
And I am Son of Pencilhead!
[Pencilhead] We erase crime. Two generations of...
Right. Yes, thank you.
Did I do all right? Yeah, I think they liked us.
[Raja] Now, say...
I'm... the Ballerina Man.
- Ah. - Oh. I don't need to see that.
####["Dance of the Sugarplum Fairies"]
##
Thanks.
I am... Hey!
You copied me. You copied me.
Did not! Liar!
- Ladies, now let's play nicely. - [Groans]
[Fighting, Grunting]
[Grunting, Screaming]
## Whatever happened to all the heroes ## I'd say there's potential.
I be the Bullfighter. I fight the bull!
Greetings, fellow crime fighters. I am Radio Man.
- ## Whatever happened to the heroes ## - I am Squeegeeman.
- Do you sense its power? - Yes.
P.M.S. Avenger. I only work four days a month. Is there a problem with that?
No. No. No.
No, whatever you say. We'll get back to you.
[Raja] Quite all right. Whatever.